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    Lets hear the best you got. Don't flood the thread with every one you ever heard... just good ones!
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    The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are based on a true story. Chuck Norris once ate a handful of baby turtles whole. When he crapped them out, they were 6 feet tall and knew karate.
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    Better known as:
    That noob who crashed the chopper.
    That noob who ran over the mine.
    That noob who TK'd me with a sniper rifle.
    That noob who hit that APC at 300m with light AT! Our APC...

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    Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies, he potatoe sacks them.
    "Common sense is not so common." -Voltaire

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      When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
      Last edited by jonan_; 06-14-2007, 10:14 AM.

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        chuck norris has a penis, and that penis has a penis, and that penis' penis is bigger then your penis

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          Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

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            ooh ooh, the grass is always greener on the otherside..............Unless chuck norris was there, then it's filled with blood and tears.

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              Chuck Norris doesnt kick a man when hes down.
              He kicks him on the WAY down! So he will bounce.
              Sarcoma.

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                I have three. First, since Transformers is coming out soon:
                Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
                And second, just because 24 is awesome, but could have been more awesome:
                Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
                And last but not least:
                Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

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                  Chuck Norris can divide by zero...
                  Do or do not, there is no try....
                  -- Yoda, Dagobah

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                  • #10
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                    OK.. FB did three, so...

                    Chuck Norris is so hardcore he is willing to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

                    Chuck Norris once round-house kicked the periodic table because he only knows the element of suprise.

                    Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
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                      my last one, promis

                      If the power from one of Chuck norris' round-house kicks could be trapped, it would power the country of australia for 44 minutes

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                      • #12
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                        OK, OK.. one more..

                        Everytime Chuck Norris hears the term ‘Virgin’ Mary he laughs out loud…enough said.

                        /done
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                        • #13
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                          My favorite is, when the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for chuck norris.

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                            Originally posted by deathknight View Post
                            My favorite is, when the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for chuck norris.
                            my fav too, i chuckle pretty much every time I read that one.

                            here is one I made up for a D&d group i was a part of:

                            Question: who would win a fight between Drizzt and Elminster?
                            Answer: Chuck norris.

                            thats right. I am just that geeky.

                            “Up, sluggard, and waste not life; in the grave will be sleeping enough!” Benjamin Franklin

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                              Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
                              Rofl... that one is awesome! :D

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