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    While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and
    his Wife Carolyn listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential
    that Husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.

    "He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favourite
    flower?" Wally leaned over, touched Carolyn's arm gently and
    whispered, "Robin Hood All-Purpose, isn't it?"


    And thus began Wally's life of celibacy.
    I do what I can.

    cpgf: (n.) Acronym describing a significant other who has not yet acheived full spousal status and is in possession of a cable modem; of note because at YOUR house, you still have dial-up -- and crappy dialup at that.


  • #2
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    once i figured out what "Robin Hood All-Purpose" was its very funny
    that sounds like a good idea trooper.
    -Vulcan

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    • #3
      Re: Favorite flower

      trooper: I liked your old avatar alot more.

      Joke = funny.

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      • #4
        Re: Favorite flower

        lol, thanks for the laugh.

        “Up, sluggard, and waste not life; in the grave will be sleeping enough!” Benjamin Franklin

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        • #5
          Re: Favorite flower

          heres one my father told my daughter.

          what kind of bees make milk?

          Boo Bees.


          so now my 4 year old tells everyone that joke...thanks dad.

          “Up, sluggard, and waste not life; in the grave will be sleeping enough!” Benjamin Franklin

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          • #6
            Re: Favorite flower

            In the US, substitute King Arthur, and use "favorite". ;)
            Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

            snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

            Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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            • #7
              Re: Favorite flower

              Originally posted by ScratchMonkey View Post
              In the US, substitute King Arthur, and use "favorite". ;)
              Sounds like Canuckaphobia to me.
              New to TG?

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              • #8
                Re: Favorite flower

                King Arthur was British?

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                • #9
                  Re: Favorite flower

                  I somehow have come to think of King Arthur as a high-end name in American baking. But it occurs to me that the average American won't have heard of it, as I don't recall seeing it in the local grocery.
                  Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

                  snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

                  Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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                  • #10
                    Re: Favorite flower

                    In the US, I think that joke would only work if you used the brand name "Gold Medal" or "Pillsbury". Other than those, you're either going to a higher end niche product like King Arthur, or you're going to be stuck with local and generic/store brands.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Favorite flower

                      You're right, Cing, Gold Medal is a name I quickly recognize, but not one I could remember easily. (I don't buy lots of flour, nor do I have a good memory for names.) Pillsbury would work, but might be too easily confused with other products like the cans of ready-to-back rolls.

                      -- Brought to you by the TG School of Joke-Writing. :p
                      Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

                      snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

                      Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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                      • #12
                        Re: Favorite flower

                        You're putting too much work into it. It's this simple:

                        ♂: Kitchen!
                        ♀: No sex.
                        *the crowd issues applause*

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