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    Here's an article i found where a guy plays a really really old game. It's one of those games where you type in the commands, and the first time i read it, i died laughing at how frustrated he got (for good reason)

    http://sydlexia.com/mysteryhouse.htm

    Warning: contains bad language : P
    He's got me dead to rights, doc. Would you like to shoot me now or wait till you get home?"

    "Shoot him now! Shoot him now!"

    "You keep OUT of this, he doesn't have to shoot you now."

    "He does so have to shoot me now! I demand that you shoot me now!"

    BANG!

    "Let's....try that again."

    "OK"

    "Would you like to shoot me now or wait till you get home?"

    "Shoot him now. Shoot him now."

    "You keep out of this, he doesn't have to shoot you now."

    "A-HA, pronoun trouble. It's not: 'He doesn't have to shoot YOU now, it's he doesn't have to shoot ME now....Well, I say he DOES have to shoot me now! So shoot me now!"

    BANG!

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    Re: Mystery House

    "It's either a stinky banana or a shiny new knife"

    That was a good read. Made me Lol many times.
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      I never played this particular game, but I remember being frustrated at how dumb some of them were!
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