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    You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one... A couple was
    dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night
    light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their
    pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local
    cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple
    opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out
    into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut
    in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes
    out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat
    runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the
    driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver
    that her husband will be out soon." He's just going upstairs to say
    good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the
    cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid
    bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to
    get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her
    from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her "fat ass" downstairs
    and threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a parked


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    .. re-read that and imagine paranoid's voice as the male character.
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      For those who haven't heard paranoid, too bad :P.


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        roffle :) thats good :)




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