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  • Vick's dogfighting motives revealed

    Apparently, Michael Vick has joined al Qaeda and started dogfighting to raise funds to buy missiles from the Iranian government.

    South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties

    Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

    Best. Story. Ever.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html

    Edit: This looks like the original story: http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sp...rite_0727.html

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    Re: Vick's dogfighting motives revealed

    wait for jon stewart to get a hold of this. And coming from fox its not gonna be pretty.
    that sounds like a good idea trooper.
    -Vulcan

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    • #3
      Re: Vick's dogfighting motives revealed

      $63 billion or $63 billion billion?

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      • #4
        Re: Vick's dogfighting motives revealed

        Definitely billion billion.

        So thats what, $63,000,000,000,000,000,000?

        Yea, $63 Quintillion dollars. I think he can pull it off.

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        • #5
          Re: Vick's dogfighting motives revealed

          Fox has a scan posted of the original hand-written suit here, and yes he wrote it as billion billion. He also accused Vick, among other things, of "using drugs in school zones". :p

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          • #6
            Re: Vick's dogfighting motives revealed

            Well, the missile thing might have been glossed over, but we have zero tolerance on that school zone stuff.
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