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    Skip work, make babies, says Russian governor

    A-firmative, comrade governor!

    Reminds me of the old Steve Martin song

    Originally posted by Steve Martin
    We're having some fun.
    We've got music and laughter and wonderful times.
    And you know, I see people goin' to college for 14 years,
    Studying to be doctors and lawyers.
    And I see people gettin' up at 7:30 each morning
    To go to the drugstore to sell Flair pens.
    But the most amazin' thing to me is
    I get paid for doin' this.

  • #2
    Re: Not bad work if you can get it

    Pitocin FTW!

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    • #3
      Re: Not bad work if you can get it

      "Is that priapism or are you telecommuting?"

      "I'm getting screwed by my boss. No. Really. I'm getting SCREWED by my boss."

      "Our economic data indicates that very little was done last week. On the other hand, productivity is way up."

      Such fertile ground.

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      • #4
        Re: Not bad work if you can get it

        «we things» are better than meetings :madsmile:

        DB

        «That looks like a really nice house except for that horrible bathroom.» Donrhos

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        • #5
          Re: Not bad work if you can get it

          Is this paid vacation, err, work?
          ---Bellicosity---

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          • #6
            Re: Not bad work if you can get it

            Isn't bad enough that I get criticized for my performance in the office? Now I have to put up with criticism of my performance at home too!
            LoyalGuard

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            • #7
              Re: Not bad work if you can get it

              It was bad enough when people would call in sick. Now they're calling in nasty.

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              • #8
                Re: Not bad work if you can get it

                This is funny to me because it goes to show how little people know about human reproduction. If everyone only has sex on one day out of the year like this, only a small fraction of the population stands a chance of actually becoming pregnant because all women are not ovulating all the time. If Russia truly seeks to raise its birthrate, they should allow couples to choose which day of the month to stay home and have sex instead of dictating a specific day.

                As usual, the government plan shoots and misses.

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                • #9
                  Re: Not bad work if you can get it

                  Simple solution, do it everyday
                  ---Bellicosity---

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                  • #10
                    Re: Not bad work if you can get it

                    Originally posted by DLBlue View Post
                    Simple solution, do it everyday
                    You are obviously not married!
                    LoyalGuard

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                    • #11
                      Re: Not bad work if you can get it

                      ok, so is there somewhere to sign up your services.... :)


                      www.TeamElement.com

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                      • #12
                        Re: Not bad work if you can get it

                        Originally posted by loyalguard View Post
                        You are obviously not married!
                        Abso-friggin-lutely.

                        After 3 crazy girlfriends in a row, I think I will avoid commitments for now.
                        ---Bellicosity---

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