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    This story is pure gold.

    Mom tries to surprise son by sending a "gorillagram" to surprise him at school for his birthday. A scheduling error causes a stripper to go instead.

    Spankings. Stripping down to underwear. A collar and a chain. All in front of the class...the teacher only stops it when she has the boy rub cream onto her ass.

    My life is complete.
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  • #2
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    Why, WHY, WHY couldn't stuff like that have happened to me when I was 16?

    Err, I mean, Oh, that poor little boy. I bet he'll be traumatized for life by that merciless hussy.
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    • #3
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      She should be a sex offender!
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      • #4
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        Priceless.



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        • #5
          Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told

          Originally posted by Switchcraft View Post
          A scheduling error causes a stripper to go instead.
          So the stripper was supposed to be at the school later on? Perhaps in the evening when the kids were gone?
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          • #6
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            Lucky guy! I'm jealous. None of my b-day's could ever add up to that.

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            • #7
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              This guy is now the most popular/most despised kid in school, depending on the social clique. I hope he's not emo.
              His homework is going to be of rather poor quality for a week or two, I'd imagine.
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              • #8
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                Where does the common sense start in this country...
                "Hey Jill you gotta a striper-o-gram at Lincoln Elementary at 3...wait that cant be right."
                "Nope it says so on the schedule"
                "Okay have fun"



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                that sounds like a good idea trooper.
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                • #9
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                  How about.. "Thanks mom, for making me a high school immortal, you're the best."

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                  • #10
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                    Funny as this is, I still have to wonder WTF is a gorillagram?

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by RandomGuy View Post
                      Funny as this is, I still have to wonder WTF is a gorillagram?
                      I wanted to ask that, but I didn't want to sound like a noobie.

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                      • #12
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                        I think the gorillagram version is when the stripper is dressed as a gorilla.
                        Last edited by Mosely; 11-09-2007, 04:33 PM.

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                        • #13
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                          I think a gorillagram is when a bloke in a gorilla suit goes in and scares all the little kiddies.

                          Edit: What gender was this teacher anyway?
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                          • #14
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                            Female. Guess I didn't read all the threads today. And yes, this story will be legendary at that school.
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                            • #15
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                              This kid can actually wear the "I am McLovin" t-shirt and get away with it.


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