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  • Time for a change-up - Need a prescription?

    A nice, respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
    pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said calmly, 'I would
    like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world
    do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my
    husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Holy cow!
    I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the
    law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All
    kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have
    any cyanide!'


    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
    husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at
    the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't
    tell me you had a prescription.

    *oldie but a goodie
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