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  • Beauty Queens gone mad

    Found this story and thought...wow, would I have liked to be her prisoner. Then I looked at picture number two and realized why the guy wanted to get away! Eeeessshhh! The power of hair and make-up.

    http://news.aol.com/story/_a/beauty-...00010000000001

    FYI..one pic of bikini.
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    Re: Beauty Queens gone mad

    I'm thinkin' Crack.


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    Originally posted by El Reg
    The search-warrant inventory filed in court says that police subsequently found "an expended bullet at a home in the 1200 block of East Knox Drive along with .45-caliber ammunition, plastic gloves, marijuana, the victim's wallet and briefcase, and a book, "How to Win Friends and Influence People", as well as "duct tape at a home in the 2400 block of North Bryant Avenue".
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    • #3
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      I always find it funny/hypocritical when one loses a crown due to "racy" or "raunchy" photos showing up. Get rid of the swimsuit part and I'll take such pageants seriously.

      Beauty pageants (and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue) are for guys who aren't allowed to look at pr0n, anyway. :p
      Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

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      • #4
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        As someone said in the commentary on the website...

        "Nice body, but a face that scared the buzzard off the bone wagon."

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        • #5
          Re: Beauty Queens gone mad

          I doubt anyone looks good after being arrested. It's not like they have a beauty stylist on call for your photo. Nor do they pick lights designed to compliment your skin tone.

          She doesn't look any worse than any other crying woman I've seen.
          Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

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          • #6
            Re: Beauty Queens gone mad

            Originally posted by ScratchMonkey View Post
            She doesn't look any worse than any other crying woman I've seen.
            Except for the staph all over her face?
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            • #7
              Re: Beauty Queens gone mad

              Woman scorned... plain and simple
              This is why if you're ever dating a woman with even a hint of psychoses (which most beauty queens have), "run away!"

              The sad thing is, if the victim would've initially resisted, HE would've probably been thrown in jail for domestic violence charges.

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              • #8
                Re: Beauty Queens gone mad

                She definitely has..Summer teeth and a butter face! I also suspect that she dabbles in crystal Meth, just by the looks of her.
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                • #9
                  Re: Beauty Queens gone mad

                  Originally posted by CingularDuality View Post
                  Except for the staph all over her face?
                  Since I suffer from adult acne, I tend to be forgiving of that sort of thing.
                  Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Beauty Queens gone mad

                    Originally posted by Gambit7 View Post
                    Woman scorned... plain and simple
                    This is why if you're ever dating a woman with even a hint of psychoses (which most beauty queens have), "run away!"
                    In my experience, "woman" and "psychosis" are never mutually exclusive.
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                    • #11
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                      Note that she is a U of A student...
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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by Daxx View Post
                        In my experience, "woman" and "psychosis" are never mutually exclusive.
                        True.
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                        • #13
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                          Former Beauty Queen certainly fits the mugshot

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by ScratchMonkey View Post
                            Since I suffer from adult acne, I tend to be forgiving of that sort of thing.
                            You can't really tell from the photo, but from seeing plenty of tweakers in jail in real life, I'd be willing to bet that that is not acne on her face.
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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by CingularDuality View Post
                              I'd be willing to bet that that is not acne on her face.
                              See post number 8, sure looks like it to me....
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