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    SPECIAL CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS -

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND ADVANCED LEVEL OF THESE COURSES, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED. YOU ARE ADVISED TO REGISTER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

    Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturdays 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice.

    Meets 4 weeks, Saturdays 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
    Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

    Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00PM.

    Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
    Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday,
    Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

    Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?
    Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing. Location and times to be announced.

    Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours.

    Class 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.
    Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors
    I do what I can.

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    Re: Special Education

    Originally posted by HSantal
    Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing. Location and times to be announced.
    Online?
    Role-playing?

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      Re: Special Education

      My 9/9 Multi-classed Fighter/Mage pwns j00.

      I got some classes for women:
      Relationships:
      "Do I look fat in this?" - Learning not to ask questions you don't want the answer to.
      "It's not you it's me" - and more break-up lines guys know are BS. Classes on how to come up with something actually original for a change.

      Car and auto:
      Turn-signals and brake pedals - they aren't just for looks! Learn how these miracle accesories work!
      Rear-view mirrors - it's deisgned to see other motorists, not your own face. Learn to look away.

      Lifestyle:
      How to change cloths in under 4 hours.

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      • #4
        Re: Special Education

        Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
        I'm really hoping that you all know this one......or are there some people from the deep south in here? ;)

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