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    A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when
    he notices a small girl nearby sitting in a little red cart with
    little ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in
    the middle.

    The girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a dog
    and a cat.

    The fireman walks over to take a closer look: 'That's a lovely fire
    engine,' he says admiringly.

    'Thank you,' says the little girl, proudly.

    The fireman looks closer and notices that the girl has tied one of
    the cart's strings to the dog's collar, and the other to the cat's

    'Little colleague,' says the fireman, 'I don't want to tell you how
    to run your own fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around
    the cat's collar as well, like you did to the dog, I think you could
    probably go a lot faster.'

    The girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog and the
    cat, then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says:

    'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a ****ing siren, would I?'
    I do what I can.

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    Re: Fire Engine

    ROFL! that is hillarious! (and so so wrong)
    "Sympathy means a lot, coming from Kulmar. I didn't think it was possible.
    Good luck getting rid of your disease. If you're infected, though, stay away--I can't afford to be a zombie right now.
    " Ednos





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