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  • Mrs. Neely

    All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

    Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

    80% held up their hands.

    The Minister then repeated his question.

    All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

    'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

    I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

    'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

    'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

    'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight
    years & not have an enemy in the world?'

    The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
    faced the congregation, and said:



    'I outlived the bitches.'
    I do what I can.

    cpgf: (n.) Acronym describing a significant other who has not yet acheived full spousal status and is in possession of a cable modem; of note because at YOUR house, you still have dial-up -- and crappy dialup at that.


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    Re: Mrs. Neely

    the sweetest revenge!

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      Re: Mrs. Neely

      Classic!
      |TG-Irr| westyfield

      Sig pic by Sonic, avatar by Chalcas. Thanks!
      Irregular since 2007.

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        Re: Mrs. Neely

        Rofl
        "Sympathy means a lot, coming from Kulmar. I didn't think it was possible.
        Good luck getting rid of your disease. If you're infected, though, stay away--I can't afford to be a zombie right now.
        " Ednos


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