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  • It' a fact (NSFW: language)

    > Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable
    > mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

    > This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

    > What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder

    > about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
    been
    > to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
    > achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    > Here's a little mathemati cal formula that might help you answer these
    > questions:

    > If:
    > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    >
    > is represented as:
    > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
    >
    > Then:
    >
    > H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    > 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
    >
    > and
    >
    > K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    > 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
    >
    > But ,
    >
    > A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    > 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
    >
    > And,
    >
    > B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    > 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
    >
    > AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
    >
    > A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    > 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%
    >
    > So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
    and
    > Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
    the
    > Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
    >
    >
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  • #2
    Re: It' a fact

    Haa. Damn that's great math right there!
    "...and they call me ready to deploy, engage and destroy, wherever you need me to be. I'm an American Warrior!"

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    • #3
      Re: It' a fact

      This is very true logic. When I worked out of a cubicle a long long time ago, this was how I rolled. Minus the butt-smooching. I was never afraid of the boss as so many were, and I'd always go talk to him like I knew what I was talking about. Yup. Attitude is what it's all about. Let all the other corporate tools (minions) do all the hard work. I was pretty much like the main character in "Office Space." When everyone would go take their smoke break in the morning, I'd go home. When they took their afternoon break, I'd sneak back in and my boss would always greet me with a hearty hello. We were commission+hourly based, and even though I'd clock out when I took off, I made more off commissions than most people did during their 40+ hour work week. Again, it came down to bs'ing skills and attitude. Needless to say, I was offered a raise and a promotion to middle management. Hahaha.

      Now I work for myself, so I kinda have to work hard. But the good ole' days were sure fun (and easy).
      "Common sense is not so common." -Voltaire

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      • #4
        Re: It' a fact

        That's brilliant. :D


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        • #5
          Re: It' a fact

          Perseverence = 131%
          Extortion = 140%
          Masturbation = 153%
          Auto-eroticisim = 168%

          So, find a mirror and fap your way to success.

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          • #6
            Re: It' a fact

            I feel compelled to point out another of life's lessons about B.S.

            From http://www.tacticalgamer.com/113723-post1.html

            Corporate Lesson #5

            A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy."

            "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

            The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was, proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

            Moral of the story:

            Bull**** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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