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    'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?''Yes. What can I do for you?'
    'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
    marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
    them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'

    'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

    The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search
    the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece
    of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.Shortly, the
    phone rings at Virgil's house.

    'Hey, Virgil!
    This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'
    'Yeah!'
    'Did they chop your firewood?'
    'Yep!'

    'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
    I do what I can.

    cpgf: (n.) Acronym describing a significant other who has not yet acheived full spousal status and is in possession of a cable modem; of note because at YOUR house, you still have dial-up -- and crappy dialup at that.


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    Re: Marijuana Filled Firewood

    Ahahahahaha
    |TG-6th|SirNerd

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      Re: Marijuana Filled Firewood

      This would have been good appended to the TG MJ usage thread. :D
      Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

      snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

      Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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      • #4
        Re: Marijuana Filled Firewood

        haha lol


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