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    Subject: USA - Canada

    A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and
    jam in a diner when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to
    him. The Canadian ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started
    up a conversation.


    The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole
    bread?"

    The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast,
    and replied, "Of course."

    The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat
    what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,
    transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."

    The American had a smirk on his face.

    The Canadian listened in silence.

    The American persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?"

    Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."

    Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the
    States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds,
    and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
    sell it to Canada."

    The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"

    The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."

    The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with
    the condoms once you've used them?"

    "We throw them away, of course."

    Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile.

    "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt
    them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States."

    Ain't it great to be CANADIAN!?

    HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!

    Send this on to your Canadian friends! and if you're
    Canadian enough, send it to your American friends.
    I do what I can.

    cpgf: (n.) Acronym describing a significant other who has not yet acheived full spousal status and is in possession of a cable modem; of note because at YOUR house, you still have dial-up -- and crappy dialup at that.


  • #2
    Re: USA - Canada

    Pssh, everyone knows that 'merkins wouldn't recycle, even out of malice.
    I can ADS using more than a 2x without significant stutter! This was a good patch.

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    • #3
      Re: USA - Canada

      Oh yeah? Then why doesn't our chewing gum taste like salty maple syrup?

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      • #4
        Re: USA - Canada

        Originally posted by MagnaCentipede View Post
        Oh yeah? Then why doesn't our chewing gum taste like salty maple syrup?
        Peppermint flavour additives.


        :row__572:
        I do what I can.

        cpgf: (n.) Acronym describing a significant other who has not yet acheived full spousal status and is in possession of a cable modem; of note because at YOUR house, you still have dial-up -- and crappy dialup at that.

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        • #5
          Re: USA - Canada

          Completely different ingredients. Condom to gum theory is chemically impossible. Canadians are liars.

          "Canada is like a loft apartment above a really great party."-Robin Williams

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          • #6
            Re: USA - Canada

            Originally posted by MagnaCentipede View Post
            Oh yeah? Then why doesn't our chewing gum taste like salty maple syrup?
            And you came by this information how?
            Iím not racists, I have republican friends. Radio show host.
            - "The essence of tyranny is the denial of complexity". -Jacob Burkhardt
            - "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" - Emerson
            - "People should not be afraid of it's government, government should be afraid of it's People." - Line from V for Vendetta
            - If software were as unreliable as economic theory, there wouldn't be a plane made of anything other than paper that could get off the ground. Jim Fawcette
            - "Let me now state what seems to me the decisive objection to any conservatism which deserves to be called such. It is that by its very nature it cannot offer an alternative to the direction in which we are moving." -Friedrich Hayek
            - "Don't waist your time on me your already the voice inside my head." Blink 182 to my wife

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            • #7
              Re: USA - Canada

              Originally posted by Ferris Bueller View Post
              Canadians are liars.
              If it's good enough for your President it's good enough for me.

              :row__523:
              I do what I can.

              cpgf: (n.) Acronym describing a significant other who has not yet acheived full spousal status and is in possession of a cable modem; of note because at YOUR house, you still have dial-up -- and crappy dialup at that.

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              • #8
                Re: USA - Canada

                Originally posted by Ferris Bueller View Post
                "Canada is like a loft apartment above a really great party."-Robin Williams
                Keep it down eh?

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