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  • Comparing pubs.

    'As good as this is,' said the Scotsman, 'I still prefer the pubs back home.
    In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink.

    'Well, Angus,' said the Englishman, 'At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two.'

    'Ahhh, dat's nothin',' said the Newfie. 'Back home in Sin Jahn's, there's the Codfish Bar. The moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!'

    The Englishman and Scotsman immediately shout down the Newfie's claims, but he swears every word is true.

    'Well,' said the Englishman, still suspicious. 'Did this actually happen to you?'
    'Not meself, personally, no,' admitted the Newf. 'But it did happen to me sister quite a few times.
    I do what I can.

    cpgf: (n.) Acronym describing a significant other who has not yet acheived full spousal status and is in possession of a cable modem; of note because at YOUR house, you still have dial-up -- and crappy dialup at that.

  • #2
    Re: Comparing pubs.

    Hahaha. Good one! Great punch line. :D
    "Common sense is not so common." -Voltaire


    • #3
      Re: Comparing pubs.

      Believable too!
      "A Veteran is someone who , at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to
      'The United states of America' for an amount of 'upto and including my life'. That is honor, and there are way to many people in this country who no longer understand it."-Author Unknown

      "I got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section" -Any.


      • #4
        Re: Comparing pubs.

        That's greatt
        Me - I'll Just blame bush.
        Disciple - Bush? Is that some sort of slang for women? - Hahaha I love disciple.

        btw Bush = worst president ever.




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