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    In honor of what is clearly a language change in progress, I give you the soon-I'm-sure-to-languish Apostrophe thread. Post's should be in haiku form and should honor or decry the apostrophe's use.

    For the record, the haiku is a poem of 3 unrhymed lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables that often reflects on some aspect of nature.


    Thief! Imposter! "S"
    is your bitch now: Who need's it?
    Ant's bay at the moon.

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    Re: Apostrophe Haiku's

    The apostrophe isn't going anywhere. Just because a brain-dead minority is receiving undue publicity does not mean it is taking over. If anything, it steels the resolve of normal people.

    Rather like how hippies became a cliché of the 60's and 70's, despite 98% of the population of the era still enjoying bathing and not making public spectacles of themselves.

    On that note, this thread should be titled "Apostrophe Haiku," since Haiku is a Japanese word, and Japanese does not conjugate a noun to indicate plurality.

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    • #3
      Re: Apostrophe Haiku's

      MagnaCentipede,
      excellent point's, but wordy.
      Sea's reclaiming earth.

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      • #4
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        Magna, are you really insisting on accurate spelling for the title of a thread lampooning inaccurate spelling?

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        • #5
          Re: Apostrophe Haiku's

          Karky clicked bad link.
          Laptops being scanned for sick.
          Apostrophe's suck.

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          • #6
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            Et tu Kero? Damn.
            All y'all sucker's recognize.
            Pearls before swine, bitch.

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            • #7
              Re: Apostrophe Haiku's

              Insisting I am.
              A title has no context.
              It does not amuse.

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              • #8
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                leejo's face ugly
                broken three screen's already
                stop being noob's now.

                there, i gave you three apostrophes in one haiku and only one of them is correct.

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                • #9
                  Re: Apostrophe Haiku's

                  Originally posted by MagnaCentipede View Post
                  Insisting I am.
                  A title has no context.
                  It does not amuse.
                  Context? WTH?
                  YGTBKM.
                  Unseen wind's move ship's.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Apostrophe Haiku's

                    Originally posted by Ferris Bueller View Post
                    leejo's face ugly
                    broken three screen's already
                    stop being noob's now.

                    there, i gave you three apostrophes in one haiku and only one of them is correct.
                    Thats the spirit, ass!
                    You're bite may outstrip you're chew.
                    Beware, monkeyf***.

                    :D

                    edit: added some unnecessary apostrophes and funked up "your"

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                    • #11
                      Re: Apostrophe Haiku's

                      Acronyms don't count.
                      You must at least spell words out.
                      Or else, no credit.

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                      • #12
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                        Whoosh! My street-knowledge
                        is over you're head, bookworm.
                        Wingless frog's go bump.

                        And

                        In truth, I agree,
                        But wishing don't make it so.
                        QQ see milk.
                        Last edited by leejo; 05-24-2008, 05:06 PM.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Apostrophe Haiku's

                          One star for this thread?!
                          Silly voter still speaks truth.
                          Look at my full moon.

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