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    1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly, age 6)

    2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

    3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island .
    If you don't have ocean all round you, you are
    incontinent. ( Wayne , age 7)

    4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth,
    just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend
    any more. (Kylie, age 6)

    5) - A dolphin breaths through an ******* on the top
    of its head. (Billy, age 8)

    6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs.(Millie, age 6)

    7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade
    winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind
    didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make
    the wind come. My brother said they would have been better
    off eating beans.(William, age 7)

    8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?
    Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

    9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother
    is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got
    pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

    10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.
    Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live
    in caves under the sea where I think they have to
    plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

    11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold,
    and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

    12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.
    Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down
    on each other. (Becky, age 8)

    13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when
    she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again
    because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

    14)-The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

    15)-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom
    . (James, age 7)
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    Re: Children writing about the ocean

    hilarious, just as funny as the website that posted children's drawings that were commented by an adult male, who ripped their drawings to shreds.
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      Re: Children writing about the ocean

      That just saturated my mediocre morning with so much adorable that I think I might have to go play several hours of Painkiller on Nightmare difficulty to bring my manliness back into equilibrium.


      • #4
        Re: Children writing about the ocean

        Originally posted by Kevin, Age 6
        When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold,
        and it makes my willy small.
        This man has a promising future.


        • #5
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          I need to show my mother this, she's an elementary school teacher and will love this.

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