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    A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her
    vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.

    Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

    Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses
    Carefully placed beside her on the bed.
    Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!'

    The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
    that the first rose was from him:

    'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.'

    'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
    empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.'

    'And what about the third rose ?' she asked.

    'That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.'
    I do what I can.

    cpgf: (n.) Acronym describing a significant other who has not yet acheived full spousal status and is in possession of a cable modem; of note because at YOUR house, you still have dial-up -- and crappy dialup at that.

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    ~~ Veritas simplex oratio est ~~
    No matter how far a wizard goes, he will always come back for his hat. --T. Pratchett

    <---- You know you're getting old when you rely on your forum meta-data to remind you how old you are.




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