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  • #2
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    Holy crap! That's an average of a goal every 43.8 seconds! Insanity!
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    • #3
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      Either Bulgaria sucks REALLY bad, or we need to start admitting women into the NHL! That score is pretty crazy.
      "Common sense is not so common." -Voltaire


      • #4
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        This is for men's league hockey fans/players:

        As with any successful organization/team, you need the right
        mix, and that means drafting from the following beer-league
        player categories:

        The Ringer
        Some teams wait until the playoffs to unveil this option.
        Others go with it right from the opening faceoff.

        Either way, without a ringer, your team is done. The
        challenge for managers is convincing a good player to suit
        up for a bad side. This can be accomplished a number of
        ways, including promises of goal-scoring glory and
        awe-inspired teammates. Most effective, however, is free
        hockey. It's simple math, really. Everyone else pays an
        extra $50 and everyone else gets a shot at the Division-7

        The Young Guy
        At first glance, he can easily be mistaken for a ringer,
        since the young guy still wears the shorts and socks of his
        junior or college team. But it's time for the next phase
        of life now, and that means an office job. The young guy
        stays in shape for the first half of the year. Sadly, an
        increasingly sedentary existence catches up by Christmas.
        Ten to 20 pounds later, he's just another player,
        huffing and puffing with the rest. Welcome aboard, kid.

        The Old Guy
        Forget the 50-and-over league; that's not for him, even
        though his gloves reach up to his armpits and he still uses
        a wood stick. To be fair, the old guy can be an effective
        player, especially if he's a wily old guy -- a hook here
        and a chop there, because that's how they did it when
        professional athletes were real men. "Eddie Shore --
        now there was a hockey player! Lost an ear against the
        Maroons. Sewed it back on himself. Never missed a

        The Tardy Goalie
        Hey, thanks for showing up. Only five minutes gone in the
        first. Not like you play a crucial position or anything.
        Take your time.

        The Beginner
        Required only for cheap laughs. On the one hand, you have
        to admire the beginner. It takes a lot of courage to take up
        hockey in adulthood. On the other, learn to take a pass,
        man. It's right on your stick. How does that knock you
        over? And now you're offside.

        The Complete Psycho
        Also good for a few giggles . . . from afar. The complete
        psycho is capable of anything: running the goalie,
        challenging an entire bench, a tomahawk chop -- all in the
        repertoire. Do not feed the complete psycho. He doesn't
        want to be fed. He wants to hunt.

        The Naked Guy
        Bane of the dressing room. Most players have the courtesy
        to stretch their hamstrings while sporting, at the very
        least, a bit of underwear. Not the naked guy. He'll
        carry on full conversations, too, and you'll maintain
        eye contact like your life depended on it.

        The Guy with the New Girlfriend

        A good way to lower everyone else's fees is to load up
        on a few of these. The guy with the new girlfriend will show
        up to five games, tops, so it's not like you'll lose
        ice time by putting him on the roster. That said, beware
        that the guy with the new girlfriend might very well turn
        into the guy with the wife, at which point he'll never
        miss another game.
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        • #5
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          at that point, i would have ordered the goalie to lay down infront of the net and take some blows. thats just an embarrassing score.

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          • #6
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            go islanders!!!

            sorry, couldnt resist, long suffering islander fan here, saddled with the worst management in the NHL.

            Thats a crazy story though.


            • #7
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              Damn pWnz0rd
              Soo going to see '10 Olympics




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