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    Prostitution has not suffered drop-off despite economic meltdown

    Glad I cashed out this spring and move into diversified ho and shank portfolio ("stable", in the industry lingo, but I don't want to get too technical here). Lord knows these assets can't drop further in value, and the cash flow is pretty good, although I occasionally do have to choke a bitch.

    Anyway, I know a lot of you would like to get into this market. I'm working with an investment bank to create the CPO, so stay tuned.

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COYOTE
    Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

    snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

    Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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      Now if only we can figure out a way to tax them Ho's and bailout John Wallstreet at the same time....

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        Don't tax my ho's! I don't tax yo BF2142!
        Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

        snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

        Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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          wouldn't the value of your investment go down with every "trade" that she does? I mean its an up and down business so id suspect you'd want some sort of protection before entering in such an investment.
          that sounds like a good idea trooper.
          -Vulcan

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            Originally posted by Trooper View Post
            wouldn't the value of your investment go down with every "trade" that she does? I mean its an up and down business so id suspect you'd want some sort of protection before entering in such an investment.
            Im sorry sir, but you have exceeded the amount of puns allowed in one statement, please turn in your comedic license and go directly to Indian casinos to work off your debt to society.

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              low-grade "investments" are why I have created a "past-prime" category of CPOs.

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                What kind of guarantee can you give these "past-prime" devices?
                Iím not racists, I have republican friends. Radio show host.
                - "The essence of tyranny is the denial of complexity". -Jacob Burkhardt
                - "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" - Emerson
                - "People should not be afraid of it's government, government should be afraid of it's People." - Line from V for Vendetta
                - If software were as unreliable as economic theory, there wouldn't be a plane made of anything other than paper that could get off the ground. Jim Fawcette
                - "Let me now state what seems to me the decisive objection to any conservatism which deserves to be called such. It is that by its very nature it cannot offer an alternative to the direction in which we are moving." -Friedrich Hayek
                - "Don't waist your time on me your already the voice inside my head." Blink 182 to my wife

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                  Well, I've been known to choke a bitch or two.

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