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    Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine,
    inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

    After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a
    supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

    The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: 'What's sexually threatening
    about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?'


    The woman replies, 'Its Keith. The midget.'
    I do what I can.

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    Haha, that's funny!
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    • #3
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      midget

      Now who's looking at a harassment suit.

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      • #4
        Re: Hair.

        "Vertically challenged genetically predisposed human of sub-average stature"

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        • #5
          Re: Hair.

          Oh God HAHAHHAha.
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          • #6
            Re: Hair.

            Nice! Haven't heard that one!




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            • #7
              Re: Hair.

              Originally posted by Uranium - 235 View Post
              "Vertically challenged genetically predisposed human of sub-average stature"
              Nicely put. :)

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              • #8
                Re: Hair.

                That is too funny!!!! :D

                Latina
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                • #9
                  Re: Hair.

                  Rofl, good one.



                  When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. ~ Jimi Hendrix

                  And isn't it a bad thing to be deceived about the truth, and a good thing to know what the truth is? For I assume that by knowing the truth you mean knowing things as they really are. ~ Plato

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hair.

                    The boss tells her "I thought you shaved?"
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                    • #11
                      Re: Hair.

                      Like, bam!! XD
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                      • #12
                        Re: Hair.

                        nicely pull out indeed. made me smile.



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