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    The following joke contains obscene language. Earmuffs, kids.

    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

    Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

    I am the head of the family , so call me "The President".

    Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her "the Government".

    We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you "the People".

    The nanny does all the stuff we dont have time for, so we will consider her "the Working Class".

    And your baby brother, we will call him "the Future".
    Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
    He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

    So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
    Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed having sex with the nanny.
    He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

    The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

    The little boy replies,
    "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.
    The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."

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    Re: Family Politics

    Big-eye101: "A true catman post a day keeps the bad mood away"

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    • #3
      Re: Family Politics

      I need to tell my dad this. Great joke man.

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      • #4
        Re: Family Politics

        That is an oooold one. Remember it from my youth. Still funny, though!
        Iím not racists, I have republican friends. Radio show host.
        - "The essence of tyranny is the denial of complexity". -Jacob Burkhardt
        - "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" - Emerson
        - "People should not be afraid of it's government, government should be afraid of it's People." - Line from V for Vendetta
        - If software were as unreliable as economic theory, there wouldn't be a plane made of anything other than paper that could get off the ground. Jim Fawcette
        - "Let me now state what seems to me the decisive objection to any conservatism which deserves to be called such. It is that by its very nature it cannot offer an alternative to the direction in which we are moving." -Friedrich Hayek
        - "Don't waist your time on me your already the voice inside my head." Blink 182 to my wife


        • #5
          Re: Family Politics

          Haha 10 points!


          • #6
            Re: Family Politics

            Yeah it's old but worth a retelling!
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            • #7
              Re: Family Politics

              The first time I heard that, I fell off my dinosaur! :p
              Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

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