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  • Signs You're Becoming a Geek

    11. Monitor tan.

    10. Before heading to the bathroom you inform your friends you're off to
    download and log out.

    9. You become physically ill at the mention of the RIAA, and visibly excited at the mention of object-oriented programming.

    8. You have a poster on your wall of the Linux penguin.

    7. You're mad because all your friends got goodnight kisses after prom, but your sister just slugged you in the arm and said "Thanks, bro."

    6. You think having twice as many computers as there are people in the house is a bare minimum.

    5. You feel that living life like the movie "tron" wouldn't be so bad.

    4. In your little black book, you list (both) the girls you know in order by IP address.

    3. You can type faster than you can speak

    2. When your shrink says "Mother . . . " you say " . . . Board."

    1. If, by some happy accident, you someday have kids, you want to name them after your favorite fonts.



    Ok, I relate to #'s 8,6,and 5
    WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.


  • #2
    # 6
    I do what I can.

    cpgf: (n.) Acronym describing a significant other who has not yet acheived full spousal status and is in possession of a cable modem; of note because at YOUR house, you still have dial-up -- and crappy dialup at that.

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    • #3
      None actually

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      • #4
        11,6,3 (and probably 2 although I don't have personal experience)
        ... and for Samurai, do AIMs count for #4?

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        • #5
          11 and 3.

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          • #6
            9,6,5,2
            Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -Albert Einstein
            The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. -Harlan Ellison

            If all else fails: "rm -rf /"

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            • #7
              Surprisingly none. I'm just mroe of a game junkie.


              I love gaming, mmmmmmmm

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