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    George was 80 years old and loved to fish and play golf.

    He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

    He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

    The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!"

    The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

    Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."

    He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
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    Re: Pick me up

    haahhaha nice

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    • #3
      Re: Pick me up

      I'm not even that old and I'd say the talking frog is a pretty sweet deal.

      |TG| Eudiphon


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      "But in contemplating history as the slaughter-bench at which the happiness of peoples, the wisdom
      of states, and the virtue of individuals have been sacrificed, a question necessarily arises:
      To what principle, to what final purpose, have these monstrous sacrifices been offered?"
      - G.W.F. Hegel Reason in History

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