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  • Chuck Norris for President of Texas

    http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.p...w&pageId=91103

    Says Norris,

    On Glenn Beck's radio show last week, I quipped in response to our wayward federal government, "I may run for president of Texas."

    That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.
    Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

    snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

    Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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    Re: Chuck Norris for President of Texas

    Texans are an uppity bunch. I wouldn't put it past them.
    Iím not racists, I have republican friends. Radio show host.
    - "The essence of tyranny is the denial of complexity". -Jacob Burkhardt
    - "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" - Emerson
    - "People should not be afraid of it's government, government should be afraid of it's People." - Line from V for Vendetta
    - If software were as unreliable as economic theory, there wouldn't be a plane made of anything other than paper that could get off the ground. Jim Fawcette
    - "Let me now state what seems to me the decisive objection to any conservatism which deserves to be called such. It is that by its very nature it cannot offer an alternative to the direction in which we are moving." -Friedrich Hayek
    - "Don't waist your time on me your already the voice inside my head." Blink 182 to my wife

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    • #3
      Re: Chuck Norris for President of Texas

      No.

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      • #4
        Re: Chuck Norris for President of Texas

        Yea, illegal secession from the U.S. because an "OMG SOLCIALISMMSD!T" Democrat was elected to office, sounds like a great idea. Man, I love this state, but sometimes I just don't understand Texas mentality. That's not true. I do understand it.... in the same way I understand schizophrenia.

        Maybe it's because "the Alamo broke my spirit."

        Anyways, I put this along the same lines as idiots who were claiming they'd leave the country if "X" gets elected.

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        • #5
          Re: Chuck Norris for President of Texas

          Chuck Norris rules. And so does Texas! Many of us here have about as much Texas pride as we do American pride. Many of us here wave the Texas flag right alongside the US flag. Yep. We have a very independent mentality. We did join by way of Treaty, after all. How many of your puny states can claim you were your own Republic before joining, eh? :p
          "Common sense is not so common." -Voltaire

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          • #6
            Re: Chuck Norris for President of Texas

            Originally posted by War.mongeR1 View Post
            How many of your puny states can claim you were your own Republic before joining, eh? :p
            California is still a republic. Virginia is still a commonwealth.

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            • #7
              Re: Chuck Norris for President of Texas

              Does that mean we can vote California out of the Union?

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              • #8
                Re: Chuck Norris for President of Texas

                Originally posted by Gillespie View Post
                Does that mean we can vote California out of the Union?
                I vote Cali out if we can also vote Texas and Florida out. Two of the most disgusting states I have had the displeasure of being in. (This has nothing to do with USC, Miami Hurricanes, and the Shorthorns. I swear.)
                Iím not racists, I have republican friends. Radio show host.
                - "The essence of tyranny is the denial of complexity". -Jacob Burkhardt
                - "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" - Emerson
                - "People should not be afraid of it's government, government should be afraid of it's People." - Line from V for Vendetta
                - If software were as unreliable as economic theory, there wouldn't be a plane made of anything other than paper that could get off the ground. Jim Fawcette
                - "Let me now state what seems to me the decisive objection to any conservatism which deserves to be called such. It is that by its very nature it cannot offer an alternative to the direction in which we are moving." -Friedrich Hayek
                - "Don't waist your time on me your already the voice inside my head." Blink 182 to my wife

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                  Re: Chuck Norris for President of Texas

                  Originally posted by El_Gringo_Grande View Post
                  I vote Cali out if we can also vote Texas and Florida out. Two of the most disgusting states I have had the displeasure of being in.
                  Them's fightin' words! If you think Texas is bad, don't even get me started on Oklahoma! It's SSOOOOOOO lame. :p
                  "Common sense is not so common." -Voltaire

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                  • #10
                    Re: Chuck Norris for President of Texas

                    Born and raised in Cali. Please kick it out of the Union. Berkeley can start its own Pink Army to protect the State. But the Cali Republicans will probably object to secession.
                    Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

                    snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

                    Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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                    • #11
                      Re: Chuck Norris for President of Texas

                      Originally posted by ScratchMonkey View Post
                      But the Cali Republicans will probably object to secession.
                      They're all moving to Austin and keeping it weird slowly but surely anyway...

                      Cali conservatives are Texas liberals.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Chuck Norris for President of Texas

                        How hilarious! Maybe someday soon people will stop electing celebrities for public office.

                        P.S. (Unrelated Joke)
                        "How do you know if a politician is lying?"

                        "How?"

                        "You can see his lips moving"

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                        • #13
                          Re: Chuck Norris for President of Texas

                          Texas has declared independence before, from a superior military power:

                          http://www.lp.org/blogs/donny-fergus...matters-to-you
                          Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

                          snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

                          Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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