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    If you send a ship out with nothing but enlisted it will be filthy when it comes back.

    If you send a ship out with nothing but officers it will never come back.
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    Re: Old squid joke

    Lol. Good one.

    My own rationale and explanation:

    If you send a ship out with nothing but enlisted, it will be filthy when it comes back.
    Party time! Yeah! (They all come back high/drunk after partying for many a days.) "Man that was a blast! Let's do it again sometime. Now I need some beauty sleep. *yawns*"

    If you send a ship out with nothing but officers, it will never come back.
    #1: "I said turn left, not right!"
    #2: "Why don't you drive then?!"
    #1: "I'm better as a navigator. Besides, you know I can't steer worth anything."
    #3: "Shut up you two. I'm driving this boat and I say 'Good riddance, we're free at last!'"
    #4: "Wait...who's down in engineering minding the turbines?"
    #1: *shrugs*
    #2: "Don't look at me. I'm no engineer."
    #3: "We don't need no stinkin' engineer. We can drive her all the way to the other side o' the world before we even need any fixin'."
    #4: "I hope you're right..."
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    • #3
      Re: Old squid joke

      Are squids navy, generally, or submariners?

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      • #4
        Re: Old squid joke

        Probably the only navy joke I know:

        A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man.

        "What's the matter, old man?" says the young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"

        The old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought you might be my son."


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        • #5
          Re: Old squid joke

          Originally posted by TG_Bubba View Post
          Probably the only navy joke I know:

          A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man.

          "What's the matter, old man?" says the young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"

          The old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought you might be my son."
          :row__577: Ouch.
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          • #6
            Re: Old squid joke

            Originally posted by TG_Bubba View Post
            Probably the only navy joke I know:

            A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man.

            "What's the matter, old man?" says the young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"

            The old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought you might be my son."
            Lol nice one.

            Unfortunately I dont know any navy jokes :( But this one made me laugh out loud.



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            • #7
              Re: Old squid joke

              Originally posted by FrankManik View Post
              Are squids navy, generally, or submariners?
              Generally Navy.
              Iím not racists, I have republican friends. Radio show host.
              - "The essence of tyranny is the denial of complexity". -Jacob Burkhardt
              - "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" - Emerson
              - "People should not be afraid of it's government, government should be afraid of it's People." - Line from V for Vendetta
              - If software were as unreliable as economic theory, there wouldn't be a plane made of anything other than paper that could get off the ground. Jim Fawcette
              - "Let me now state what seems to me the decisive objection to any conservatism which deserves to be called such. It is that by its very nature it cannot offer an alternative to the direction in which we are moving." -Friedrich Hayek
              - "Don't waist your time on me your already the voice inside my head." Blink 182 to my wife

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              • #8
                Re: Old squid joke

                Originally posted by FrankManik View Post
                Are squids navy, generally, or submariners?
                I think submariners are more commonly referred to as bubbleheads.
                Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

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