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  • damn women drivers...

    This morning on the Interstate,


    I looked over to my
    left and there was a


    woman


    in a brand new


    Cadillac


    doing 65 mph


    with her
    face up next to her


    rear view mirror


    putting on her eyeliner.




    I looked away


    for a couple seconds


    and when I looked back she was


    halfway over in my lane,


    still working on that makeup.




    As a man,


    I don't scare easily.


    But she scared me so much;



    I dropped
    my electric shaver,


    which knocked


    the donut


    out of my other hand.



    In all
    the confusion of trying


    to straighten out the car


    using my knees against
    the steering wheel,


    it knocked


    my cell phone


    away from my ear


    which fell


    into the coffee


    between my legs,


    splashed,


    and burned


    Big Jim and the Twins,


    ruined the damn phone,


    soaked my trousers,


    and disconnected an
    important call.



    &*#! women drivers!!!
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    Re: damn women drivers...

    Sounds Like you need to get up earlier, Wax coat big jim and the twins, Shrink wrap the phone, Get a closed lid coffe mug, and buy a speaker phone for you phone, and eat your damn donuts at the house. So if this happens again you can: Lay on the horn, and extend your middle finger as a warning!

    BTW arent you or werent you a Police Officer!

    -Monk
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    Monkerz: I think "that" in its self proves my intelligence greater than yours, thus joo have just been pwnt by Monkerz!

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    • #3
      Re: damn women drivers...

      Awesome, Wyz- truly brilliant!

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      • #4
        Re: damn women drivers...

        Brilliant.

        Awesome.

        But found. :)

        I didn't author it. I have no idea who did, but I can't take their credit.

        My contribution is sharing, not creating.
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        Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Zephyr: Apophis is clearly a highly sophisticated self-aware AI construct that runs on a highly modified toaster oven in Wyzcrak's basement.

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