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    Warning.....You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Because we don't use electricity, we don't have any computers or programming experience, so this virus works on the Honor system.

    Please delete all the files from your hard drive, and then manually forward this Virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thank you for your cooperation and.....may God bless you, you English heathens.

    Noha Graber
    The Amish Computer Engineering Department.

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    Re: Virus warning!

    Originally posted by xDementiax View Post

    Please delete all the files from your hard drive, and then manually forward this Virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thank you for your cooperation and.....may God bless you, you English heathens.

    Noha Graber
    The Amish Computer Engineering Department.
    Shouldn't that be "Please manually forward this Virus to everyone on your mailing list and then delete all the files from your hard drive."


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    • #3
      Re: Virus warning!

      http://amish-online-dating.com/

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      • #4
        Re: Virus warning!

        Originally posted by Scattershot View Post
        Shouldn't that be "Please manually forward this Virus to everyone on your mailing list and then delete all the files from your hard drive."
        To be fair, it doesn't say 'emailing list'. It says 'mailing list'.

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          Re: Virus warning!

          Ok you've got me with that one. :)


          "I was never much a fan to playing anything online without having to manage my own private server. The Internet Gaming community has evolved to cater to the lowest common denominator and practically ruined my desire to have any part of it. But not here. It is something wonderfully different." - frozenchrome

          "Teamspeak doesn't make the tactics in DayZ any better. It just let's everyone share in the agony of waiting to connect." -Warlab

          Proud Former member of the 19th Mechanized Infantry

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          • #6
            Re: Virus warning!

            This was in a Reader's Digest. :?




            "Certainly, being bombarded with 105 millimeter shells is bad. But the knowledge that you've armed your enemy thus, with your sloth and your ineptitude, unfolds in the heart like a poison." Tycho from Penny Arcade in reference to the nuke in MW2

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            • #7
              Re: Virus warning!

              Isn't Reader's Digest for people over 60? LOL, jk. But, anyway, thanks for infecting us Dementia!

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              something which is not everything it should be." Edgar Allan Poe

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              • #8
                Re: Virus warning!

                Originally posted by SilentSunshine View Post
                Isn't Reader's Digest for people over 60? LOL, jk. But, anyway, thanks for infecting us Dementia!
                My grandma got me the subscription! >:/




                "Certainly, being bombarded with 105 millimeter shells is bad. But the knowledge that you've armed your enemy thus, with your sloth and your ineptitude, unfolds in the heart like a poison." Tycho from Penny Arcade in reference to the nuke in MW2

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                • #9
                  Re: Virus warning!

                  Great.. I'm tired of getting all these vir-
                  wait..
                  Does this infect macs too?
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                  Without betrayal you'll never win.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Virus warning!

                    Technically I guess this one would infect any computer, since they all have a file system.

                    This one is dangerous indeed. Has anyone notified Norton or McAfee?
                    "I've been working since I was sixteen. I fought in two wars. Hell, I've killed people. I'm not saying that I didn't enjoy it..."
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