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  • How many problems would nudity solve?

    Threats of terrorism would go down.

    Thus air travel would get easier.

    How righteous could those old dudes and dudets be in any situation if they where naked?

    I just think it would make life so much easier. Except for the cold... but how many terrorists come out of Siberia?
    Iím not racists, I have republican friends. Radio show host.
    - "The essence of tyranny is the denial of complexity". -Jacob Burkhardt
    - "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" - Emerson
    - "People should not be afraid of it's government, government should be afraid of it's People." - Line from V for Vendetta
    - If software were as unreliable as economic theory, there wouldn't be a plane made of anything other than paper that could get off the ground. Jim Fawcette
    - "Let me now state what seems to me the decisive objection to any conservatism which deserves to be called such. It is that by its very nature it cannot offer an alternative to the direction in which we are moving." -Friedrich Hayek
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    Re: How many problems would nudity solve?

    forget siberia. it gets plenty cold in colorado. plus, i dont want to scare children or people with ophidiophobia by walking around naked.

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    • #3
      Re: How many problems would nudity solve?

      Originally posted by Ferris Bueller View Post
      forget siberia. it gets plenty cold in colorado. plus, i dont want to scare children or people with ophidiophobia by walking around naked.
      Desensitization starts with being exposed to small representations of the actual thing feared. So you would be doing the world a favor. :D
      Iím not racists, I have republican friends. Radio show host.
      - "The essence of tyranny is the denial of complexity". -Jacob Burkhardt
      - "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" - Emerson
      - "People should not be afraid of it's government, government should be afraid of it's People." - Line from V for Vendetta
      - If software were as unreliable as economic theory, there wouldn't be a plane made of anything other than paper that could get off the ground. Jim Fawcette
      - "Let me now state what seems to me the decisive objection to any conservatism which deserves to be called such. It is that by its very nature it cannot offer an alternative to the direction in which we are moving." -Friedrich Hayek
      - "Don't waist your time on me your already the voice inside my head." Blink 182 to my wife

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      • #4
        Re: How many problems would nudity solve?

        It'd create new problems. I'm not sure how women would handle strange men walking around with random erections. I pull boners all the time. Glad I have clothes to hide my "perkiness". :P

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        • #5
          Re: How many problems would nudity solve?

          the make rings to prevent that gill.

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          • #6
            Re: How many problems would nudity solve?

            Originally posted by Gill View Post
            It'd create new problems. I'm not sure how women would handle strange men walking around with random erections. I pull boners all the time. Glad I have clothes to hide my "perkiness". :P
            Stand up man! Be proud of your boner!

            At any rate they would get used to the boners and we men would not get boners as often. For you must consider that for every hottie there would be the not so hottie that fights the arousal.

            And the few that came about would be like a prolonged wink.
            Iím not racists, I have republican friends. Radio show host.
            - "The essence of tyranny is the denial of complexity". -Jacob Burkhardt
            - "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" - Emerson
            - "People should not be afraid of it's government, government should be afraid of it's People." - Line from V for Vendetta
            - If software were as unreliable as economic theory, there wouldn't be a plane made of anything other than paper that could get off the ground. Jim Fawcette
            - "Let me now state what seems to me the decisive objection to any conservatism which deserves to be called such. It is that by its very nature it cannot offer an alternative to the direction in which we are moving." -Friedrich Hayek
            - "Don't waist your time on me your already the voice inside my head." Blink 182 to my wife

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            • #7
              Re: How many problems would nudity solve?

              Originally posted by ForGlory&Pain View Post
              the make rings to prevent that gill.
              actually dude, the "rings" you speak of work the other way around. :D

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              • #8
                Re: How many problems would nudity solve?

                they work both ways, ask a male stripper ;)

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                • #9
                  Re: How many problems would nudity solve?

                  Playing devils advocate for a second: Nudity might also help that obesity issue that we have in the United States...

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                  • #10
                    Re: How many problems would nudity solve?

                    Bleh no thanks, I wouldn't want to see everyone naked. Maybe only beautiful people could walk around nude, then it might be alright :P
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                    • #11
                      Re: How many problems would nudity solve?

                      Originally posted by ForGlory&Pain View Post
                      they work both ways, ask a male stripper ;)
                      I read a horror story about one of those things once, that ended with this moral:

                      If it doesn't stretch, it doesn't belong on your ****.

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                      • #12
                        Re: How many problems would nudity solve?

                        I definitely think all commercial travel that requires security checkpoints should require nudity. We already have to go through all kinds of embarrassing inconvenience to get on an airplane. Even a possible cavity search. What's removing one's clothes in comparison? I think that's far preferable to standing in line for two hours where some nutjob could blow up the concourse and all the sheep in it.

                        Rather than worry about whether one is going to have a public erection, take a pill before showing up at the airport and guarantee it! ;)

                        How many religious extremists would be willing to get anywhere near this? Well, there's this guy:

                        http://www.nypost.com/p/news/interna...kgYItnBQkJXmTN

                        Kind of amusing all the hits I got looking for that:

                        http://www.google.com/search?q=butt+bomb
                        Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

                        snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

                        Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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                        • #13
                          Re: How many problems would nudity solve?

                          Nudity would eliminate this kind of crime:

                          http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/4039...ooby-trap-gang
                          Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

                          snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

                          Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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                          • #14
                            Re: How many problems would nudity solve?

                            Sadly, I don't think it'll address this problem:

                            http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38763657
                            Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

                            snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

                            Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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