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    Noob: Can you run me through <insert instance name here>
    Me: Sure! But my idea of running you through is to get as much aggro as possible, FD next to you, then judge your performance. That alright with you?

    ~*~

    Warlock: Giving away cookies! Filled with whole soul goodness...and evil. The soul sucking, life draining, make you wet your bed at night in fear kind of evil. They're tasty!

    ~*~

    Mage: Hey sweet! In the next patch each cast of Summon Water will make 10 Crystal Water.
    Other mage: Yeah. They took the tears of mages everywhere, bottled it, and made it avalible though the spell.

    ~*~

    Begger: Can you lend me some coins.
    Me: I can sell you 1g for the great price of ONLY 130s. What a bargin!
    <opens trade window and puts 1g in>
    <begger puts 1g 30s in>
    <trade completes>
    Me: BTW, there will be a 5s stupidity tax for even speaking to me about money.
    <I open trade window and begger puts 5s in>
    <trade completes>
    </ignore begger>

    ~*~

    Mage: OMG! Why do people want so much food and water?!? Do I LOOK like a vending machine?!?
    Me: /e puts a coin in <insertmagenamehere>'s ear and waits for the water to come out.

    ~*~

    Druid to mage: Rez me please.
    <Mage casts flame strike on druid>
    Mage: Crap it failed, wait a few seconds and I'll try again.
    Druid: Okay
    <1 minute later Mage casts flame strike again on Druid's body>
    Druid: Fail again? Want me to run back?
    Mage: No...no. I'll get it. It just that my heals aren't very good at healing people.

    ~*~

    Warrior: Hunter heal me!
    Me: Uh...I'd heal you but my lawyer advised me not to because they have the serious side affect of 'death by sharp pointy objects'.
    Warrior: I don't care. I need heals!

    ~*~

    Priest: Heal me <insertmagenamehere>
    Mage: Sorry, my heals have the side affect of HOT FLAMING DEATH.

    ~*~

    Mage: OMG! Nerf hunters! I got one shotted in AV as I was casting!
    Hunter: Cry me a river then bottle it as Crystal water cause I need a stack.

    ~*~

    Rogue: Everyone guard the flag while I get our flag back
    <rogue stealths and goes to other base where he dies>
    Rogue: OMG! Where was everyone? I was fighting like 3 horde by myself out there.
    Me: You told us all to guard the flag. So we're guarding the flag.
    Rogue: Yeah, but some of you should come with me to get our flag back, we can't win by just defending.
    Me: So you want some of us to go with you?
    Rogue: Yeah
    Me: And you want all of us to guard the flag
    Rogue: Of course
    Me: Okay. Half of us will guard the flag while the other half goes with you. While they go with you they should guard the flag while the other half goes with you.
    Rogue: Exactly
    Me: ...
    Rogue: ...wait..what?
    Me: EXACTLY
    Me: LESS TALKIE! MORE KILLIE!

    ~*~

    Seller: WTS <insert item link here> for 100g!
    Me: WTS <insert same item link here> for 95g!
    Seller: WTS <insert same item link here> for 90g!
    Me: WTS <insert same item link here> for 85g!
    ...
    ...
    ...
    Me: WTS <insert same item link here> for 20g!
    Seller: WTS <insert same item link here> for 15g!
    Me: /w seller I'll buy that
    <purchases item from Seller>
    <puts item up for 100g in AH>
    <collect gold 3 hours later>
    My sanity is not in question...
    It was a confirmed casualty some time ago.


    Light, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they ticked me off.




  • #2
    Re: Quotable Quotes in WoW

    I've done that last one before. Ahhh. stupid commercial n00bs.

    By the by... i have about 100 Arcanite Bars in my bank if anybody needs one or two... just.. thought i'd get that out there
    _________________



    I'm planning on respeccing to Irritation pretty soon. Granted, I'll lose the burst DPS from Pissing People Off Outright, but I'll get DoT's and higher damage through AoE's.

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    • #3
      Re: Quotable Quotes in WoW

      See Sig.

      Green and Purple Text. Two Separate Quotes.
      RAWGRLRLRLRRLGLRL!!!

      Nations are like individuals: they achieve more when they plan to plant a tiny tree, and do it, than when they propose to raise an entire forest and then fall asleep in the furrows.

      I AM socializing artard, I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using Teamspeak

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