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  • Funny Desert Combat movie!

    The beginning is OK, but when it gets to the description of the different types of DC pubbies, it gets hilarious!

    http://www.fileplanet.com/files/130000/136061.shtml

    It is rather large, though...
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    Originally posted by usenet
    here's all the german translated:

    Seit Tausenden von Jahren...
    --->For thousands of years...

    ist die Erde ein Schlachtfeld...
    --->the Earth is a battlefield...

    Kriege werden gefochten*...
    --->Wars are fenced...

    von mächtigen Ländern*...
    --->from powerful countries...

    die geführt werden, von Generälen*...
    --->to be led, of Generals...
    *(I have trouble making sense of this, I think it means countries and generals
    are dueling?)

    Feldherren und grossen Kriegern...
    --->Generals and large wars...

    Helden werden geboren...
    --->Heroes are born...

    Kompanien werden zerschlagen...
    --->Companies are smashed...

    Landstriche werden verwüstet...
    --->Regions are devastated...

    aber das hat mit dem folgenden Film rein gar nichts zu tun...
    --->But that has nothing to do with this film...

    Battlefield:Desert Combat ist eines der meist-gespielten Onlinegames auf der
    Welt. Noch in der Testphase, spielen Tausende von begeisterten Community
    mitgliedern DC.
    --->Battlefield: Desert COmbat is one of the most-played online games in the
    world. Still in beta, thousands of enthusiastic community members play DC.

    Und genau da liegt das Problem...
    --->And therein lies the problem...

    Der fusskranke pilot.
    --->The lame-footed pilot.

    Der Planecamper, der anderen nicht der Vorteil des Fliegens gönnt.
    --->The Planecamper, who begrudges others the advantage of flying.

    Der Planecamper, kombiniert mit dem Teamkiller.
    --->The Planecamper, combined with the Teamkiller.

    Der Planecamper, der endlich ein Flugzeug bekommt, aber nicht fliegen kann.
    --->The Planecamper, who finally gets a plane, but cannot fly.

    Der Wald.
    --->The Forest.

    (bunch of obvious stuff)

    Der ernste Teil des Movies gibt das Spiel so wieder, wie es mit den richtigen
    Leuten gespielt werden kann. Schnelle, gute Action.
    --->The serious part of the movie shows how the game can be played with the
    right people. Fast, good action.

    Der realistische Teil des Movies gibt das Spiel so wieder, wie es auf den
    meisten Public Servern gespielt wird. Der beste Beweis, dass DESERT COMBAT das
    nächste CS werden kann. Wenn es von den falschen Leuten gespielt wird.
    --->The realistic part of the movie shows the game as it is played on most
    public servers. The best proof that DESERT COMBAT can become the next CS, if
    it is played by the wrong people.

    (after a bunch of thank yous)
    Alle, die ich vergessen hab, lieb ich trotzdem aus ganzem Herzen und wünsche
    alles gute für den Rest ihres Lebens, auf dass sie viele süsse Kinder in die
    Welt setzen, die weiterhin alle guten Teamspiele verhunzen. Vielen Dank...
    --->Everybody who I forgot, I nevertheless wholeheartedly wish good things for
    the rest of their lives, and that they may bring many sweet children into the
    world, who will further ruin good team play. Thank you...
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    • #3
      Re: Funny Desert Combat movie!

      Originally posted by CingularDuality
      http://www.fileplanet.com/files/130000/136061.shtml
      I love the camerawork in the combat footage! Finally a movie I can show people/family to let them see the game I play! Good find Cingular.

      BTW: Here is a non fileplanet download site - http://www.hippi-clan.com/download/downloads.php?release_id=138

      They should have separated this thing into two different vids though, and they could have cut 25 MB in size if they had compressed the credits/opening, or used a codec that has differential bitrates for those parts. I'm going to have to chop the movie up before showing it to family and friends.

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      • #4
        Great video!

        How do you get camera angles like that?
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        • #5
          Originally posted by houdini
          Great video!

          How do you get camera angles like that?
          "freelook" is a server setting that lets you fly around the map while you're dead.... (which let's you look at the other teams hidey holes, so it's off on TG's server)
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