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    Well guys,

    Somehow through a Freedom of Information act I filed, I found that I was on the naughty list of Santa this x-mas. I then filed an appeal and was able to be moved to the active "good" list. Submitting the proper form I filed for a upgraded PC this x-mas.

    So, right now, Santa has mailed my new PC components to me. I should get them by Thursday! This should give me a good gaming rig to blaze away at ArmA 2 with finally.

    Santa is sending me...
    intel mobo (w/ pci 2.0)
    new PSU 800 watt
    Intel Core i5 processor
    4 gig ram
    Windows 7 OEM (Santa only paid $100!)

    (existing...)
    all other necessary hardware
    geforce 8800 gt 512mb ram card. (PCI express 1.0)


    I'm thinking this should help things with arma 2 out a lot!
    Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - General George S. Patton.

  • #2
    Re: Santa is bringing General's new system

    The Department of Elves found some inconsistencies with your Form-G Request. As per instructions, the papers were to be filed in triplicate and in black ink only.

    Please re-file for processing X-mas 2010.

    *** OVERRIDE per Nicholas, Saint
    DoE is informed of Immediate approval
    GeneralCarver is to report for Arma2 blowout session when component installation is complete.

    --Santa
    dictated but not read

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    • #3
      Re: Santa is bringing General's new system

      lol...

      that damn North pole bureaucracy. so much "white tape" you got to jump through. Next they are going to tell us Raindeer farts are melting the polar ice caps or something.
      Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - General George S. Patton.

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      • #4
        Re: Santa is bringing General's new system

        so you're not the steven seagal I've been seeing on the server?

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        • #5
          Re: Santa is bringing General's new system

          *****IMPORTANT*****
          From: Nick, Saint
          To: Carver, General

          Effictive immediatly we request that you file your paper work again with the new cover sheet. Please make sure that you file it in the CORRECT place. To ease with identification as to where you should file your request, we have provided you with a picture.




          Regards,
          Santa.

          [unit][squadl][command2]

          KnyghtMare ~You could always tell the person holding the gun to your head you would like to play on a different server...

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          • #6
            Re: Santa is bringing General's new system

            That white tape gets worse every year.

            (good to see you being able to play soon! :))

            |TG-TFP|Kezei
            Ductus Exemplo

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