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    Heres one i found for all my military friends:
    The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase "secure the building".

    The Army will post guards around the place.
    The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
    The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters.
    The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.

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    HA HA HA... that one made me chuckle out loud






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    • #3
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      *snigger*

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      • #4
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        Quality!
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        • #5
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          you laugh but it is SOOOO true....here's lookin at you boon! lol

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            I'm not american, but I know a few internal jokes about the american army. This was a nice one. Take a read at this one:

            ilitary comparisons of the word "sucks"

            An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 15 kg. pack on his back,
            5 kg. weapon in hand, after having marched 15 km, and says, "This sucks."

            An Army Airborne Ranger stands waist deep in the rain with a 25 kg. pack on his back,
            weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 30 km,
            and says with a smile, "This sucks just fine!"

            A Special Forces soldier lies in the mud, 40 kg pack on his back,
            weapon in hand, after swimming 10 km to shore, crawling through a swamp and
            marching 40 km at night past the enemy positions,
            says with a grin, while biting the head of a snake "This really sucks, I wish it could suck more....."

            An Air Force Pilot flying over the battlefield, the rain is pouring down,
            looks down at the soldiers below and says: "Sure sucks down there!"

            An Air Force officer sits in an easy chair in his air conditioned,
            carpeted room and says to his friend, "Man.. Cable's out! This sucks!"


            more here http://www.military-quotes.com/jokes/military-humor.htm :P

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            • #7
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              Haha! Good ones! Both the OP's and Romangolo's! :D



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              • #8
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                see boon. even people in OTHER COUNTRIES know how you air force cats roll

                On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.

                One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference.

                1) If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock.
                2) If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.
                3) If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.
                4) If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3.
                5) If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour."

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                • #9
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                  Man the hateraid is flowing today lol I think there mad cause just putting my name on the asvab wasn't enough for the airforce lol

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by Boondocksaint View Post
                    Man the hateraid is flowing today lol I think there mad cause just putting my name on the asvab wasn't enough for the airforce lol
                    i had to put my birthday on there too so quiet you!

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                    • #11
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                      This is about the NAVY:

                      [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U33Xg91HAlo[/media]

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                      • #12
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                        hmmmmmmph! I see little humor in that...:row__573:

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                        • #13
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                          Heh. I thought it was good.
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                          • #14
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                            omg. this thread is making me laugh so hard.
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                            • #15
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                              Hehehe

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