Someone at Stary last night suggested DayZ characters should have to use the little survivors room after drinking. Something very similar came up on the DayZ forums. Since I was still scouting for that sniper I couldn't elaborate, but this is the thread I mentioned. Warning -- it's a bit lowbrow.
Some of the comments get even better (or worse).
Originally posted by http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=25811&pid=227934