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  • All I want for Christmas...

    ...Is a can of beans!!!

    I'm almost to the point of death by hunger, and I've hoofed it through 4 towns and an airfield, and what was once previously over-abundant, seems to have left this world for the next prematurely! *Sheds a tear*

    My supply of Raw Meat...however...is well in stock...much to my dismay, as I have not found a box of matches either!
    This reminds me of the Greek Myth of Tartarus...punished by the gods to always suffer of thirst and hunger while standing in a pool of water that recedes as he tries to drink, and a low-hanging fruit that raises as he reaches for it.

    The practical and most important fact about this situation...much like other survivors...is this.

    I've become desperate. All my ideals and morals are subconsciously justified away to the point of justifiable homicide.
    =7Cav=SPC.Mitchell.A
    Gunslinger-7, Alpha Section, 1st Platoon, Delta Company, 1st Battalion, 7th Cavalry Regiment.
    "Easy come, easy go..."

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    Where are you???

    I deserve a ribbon for Mortar Specialist

    Artillery conquers and infantry occupies.
    J.F.C. Fuller

    Proud to have been a member of the 5th, 71st and my beloved 19th

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    • #3
      Re: All I want for Christmas...

      Check the general stores, there's always a food spawn there.




      "Certainly, being bombarded with 105 millimeter shells is bad. But the knowledge that you've armed your enemy thus, with your sloth and your ineptitude, unfolds in the heart like a poison." Tycho from Penny Arcade in reference to the nuke in MW2

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      • #4
        Re: All I want for Christmas...

        UPDATE: Luckily, I did stumble upon matches in some apartments. I quickly extradited myself from the area...butchered a lumbering cow on the way to the outskirts of town...and had myself a Texas-Sized feast!

        Many thanks to the others in Chernogorsk channel for being cooperative in finding some good loot! Cheers!

        (May this event never happen again...for YOUR sakes...)
        =7Cav=SPC.Mitchell.A
        Gunslinger-7, Alpha Section, 1st Platoon, Delta Company, 1st Battalion, 7th Cavalry Regiment.
        "Easy come, easy go..."

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        • #5
          Re: All I want for Christmas...

          Beans makes you fart

          Farting makes noise.

          Noise makes you dead.

          You do not want beans.



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