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    Have you been struggling to survive the apocalypse on your own? Are bandits stealing your gear in the dark of night? Tired of running around Taviana all by your lonesome with no direction?

    Well do we have the solution for YOU!!!



    The 6th Devils Brigade is currently leasing safe-houses in Lyepestok, also known as the Devils’ Playground. Located in breathtaking, mountainous northern Taviana, this quaint city is a short ride to the bustling south while being far enough away from the hectic and overcrowded small island.

    Lyepestok has so much to offer:
    - locking garages to park your vehicles and store your gear
    - community activities including: patrolling and policing the local area, loot farming, group operations, and much more!
    - an excellent public transit system. If you found yourself on the beach after a long day simply call up the Devils’ taxi service for a quick ride back home!
    - security provided by a neighborhood watch manned by yourself and others living nearby, and of course the 6th Devils Brigade!
    - and much more!


    “I’m a smelly hobo and there’s no way I have enough beans to afford this…”

    Nonsense! Our payment plan is cheap and simple, with 0% down payment required.

    - We’ll help you build your safe-house, and even help farm and provide materials.
    - We’ll provide everyone access to a community stockpile of weapons, ammo, and other necessities. Simply do your part to keep it stocked
    - Once your safe-house is up and running, simply pay us back with building supplies you find and help the next guy work on his
    - Do your part to police the community: patrol the area, exterminate nearby zombies, keep the bandits at bay, et cetera
    - Most importantly, if one of your neighbors is under attack help them out! If a neighbor calls for help you must answer


    “This whole zombie/bandit/Illuminati thing has left me a bit paranoid. I don’t know how I feel about leaving my stuff with you guys…”

    Don’t worry, Lyepestok has one of the lowest crime rates in all of Taviana!* We won't touch any of your stuff, whatever vehicles and gear brought in when you join is 100% yours, even if you decide to leave. We will never enter your safe-house or use your vehicles without permission. The gate key-codes to the safe-house are yours and neighbors will not have access.


    “This seems too good to be true, what’s the catch?”

    There are a few things we ask you abide by in the rental agreement:
    - If you’re out on a Devils-led operation and come across a vehicle, we reserve the right to secure it or give to another member who is lacking. Any vehicles found on your own, or brought in when you join, are yours to do with as you please. Any gear you find, on a group op or otherwise, is yours to keep as well.
    - If a fellow homeowner asks for your help to defend Lyepestock you must answer the call if able. Anyone who doesn’t help or contribute to the community will be asked to leave
    - Housing applications are approved (and denied) by the Devils
    - The main thing we ask is that you help keep the neighborhood clean: do your part to keep zombies and bandits at bay. Once your safe house is good to go, help the next guy secure his

    Rental agreements don’t expire, as long as you abide by the rules (don’t steal from your fellow neighbors, assist bandits, undermine the community, et cetera) there won’t be any issues!**


    “So how do I sign up?”

    Simply PM one of your friendly Devils customer service representatives. We’ll take your application into consideration and will respond within 3-5 business days. Also be sure to ask about our group rates!

    And remember, there are limited quantities available so call now!




    TG Alliance membership is NOT required!



    Disclaimers:

    * I made that statistic up. We also don't guarantee that any of your gear is completely safe. It beats leaving your car in the woods though...

    ** Anyone caught aiding bandits, stealing from their neighbors, or attacking friendlies will be evicted and all contents seized and redistributed to the Lyepestok community. Also we’ll murder you. Repeatedly.


    I didn't join a squad once and this guy named Nardini took me into the back room and beat me with a sock of oranges.


  • #2
    Re: Beautiful homes for rent

    Thank you for doing this, the 6th is leading the way. The 18th will help you in anyway possible.

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    • #3
      Re: Beautiful homes for rent

      Lol excellent.


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      • #4
        Re: Beautiful homes for rent

        When you say safe-house, do you mean some manner of constructable container? Or just fenced in buildings in which one places tents?

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        • #5
          Re: Beautiful homes for rent

          Originally posted by mat552 View Post
          When you say safe-house, do you mean some manner of constructable container? Or just fenced in buildings in which one places tents?


          The latter wouldn't be very safe now would they? :)

          We do have walkarounds, so anyone can feel free to pick a location of their choosing before settling down.

          I didn't join a squad once and this guy named Nardini took me into the back room and beat me with a sock of oranges.

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          • #6
            Re: Beautiful homes for rent

            Also, if someone *did* want something like a bunker plopped down in the middle of a field (or forest) with a gate covering the entrance as their preferred "home", I'm sure we'd be happy to oblige.

            However, our standard fare is more along the lines of barricading buildings, courtyards, castles, etc. Of course, the layout is completely at the renter's discretion. If you want a fire station with only one gate-accessible set of bay doors and the other two blocked off, we can build it just as easily as we can build gates across all three bays. Your imagination and the availability of materials is all that limits what we can build for you.

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            • #7
              Re: Beautiful homes for rent

              I wouldn't trust the 6th. They've knowingly contributed to killing people without cause just because of a desire to follow King Dredge.

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              • #8
                Re: Beautiful homes for rent

                Oh, we have cause for everyone we kill, believe that. Whether or not people agree with the cause is entirely up to them, but they've got plenty of time to think about that while they're walking back from the beach.

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                • #9
                  Re: Beautiful homes for rent

                  Originally posted by thegreatnardini View Post
                  The latter wouldn't be very safe now would they? :)

                  We do have walkarounds, so anyone can feel free to pick a location of their choosing before settling down.
                  Well now you have me confused. I leafed through the construction menu and didn't see any large storage containers except for the ones people normally use to block streets. I was hoping for something big I could build, say in Byelov, and leave in a public place for.. reasons. (Like expanding the tent service, which are kind of a pain to keep inventory of, and I have "secretly" returned to life.)

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