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  • This Weeks Turkish Delight Helo award (humorous and i don't mean to make fun)

    ****This is strictly on a humor level, there is no such award***

    We all know and have witnessed Turkish's flying ability, and it is excellent, but sometimes, there are mishaps, and if you were on the server last week on Jabal you might have seen Turkish glitch out and crash a BH which was full......it happens, but to poke a little fun, I would like to nominate =420th= Bootytrap for this weeks award aka the flying death trap award.

    I was in disposables squad last night and as a last ditch effort to take out the bunker on ghost train we hopped into the Chinese transport chopper..booty was our fearless pilot who held our lives in his hand, since we were a full squad in this transport that could easily be mistaken for a beached whale.

    The rotors started up, we were powered up, I felt the cool breeze from the rotors against my skin, it was looking good.
    We lift off, and scrape a part of the fence which in turn tilted our chopper to the right, and then we went diagonal into the nearby trees, upon which a fireball swept through the passenger compartment and we died.

    We all got a huge laugh, it was a great death.

    Booty I will fix you anytime you are in a tank or apc, heck ill even gun for you, but next time I fly with you I will make sure I have a parachute or I might just walk and get some exercise instead!
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    Re: This Weeks Turkish Delight Helo award (humorous and i don't mean to make fun)

    Turking = new verb?


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      Re: This Weeks Turkish Delight Helo award (humorous and i don't mean to make fun)

      ..........................
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        Re: This Weeks Turkish Delight Helo award (humorous and i don't mean to make fun)

        Originally posted by caffeine View Post
        Turking = new verb?
        I believe the expression is 'getting totally turked up'.
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        • #5
          Re: This Weeks Turkish Delight Helo award (humorous and i don't mean to make fun)

          There seems to be a pattern here...

          On Kashan last night, Booty and I decided to take up one of the Havocs. I was the pilot this time. After trying to engage one of the Apaches, we were chased back to our main (twice). I didn't quite land on the helo pad to re-arm, so while trying to adjust, the Havoc got away from me a little bit and I rolled us right into the wall. We were crispy critters...

          Of the two incidents, Booty was involved in both....hmmmm.....

          The OGT fireball was just hilarious. Watching the world turn upside down out the window, knowing that death would soon be there to greet us and there was just no escape. We all had a good laugh and still managed to get to Temple to take down the Brit bunker before our tickets bled out - cheers to my squad!!!.

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            Re: This Weeks Turkish Delight Helo award (humorous and i don't mean to make fun)

            Originally posted by caffeine View Post
            Turking = new verb?

            DISSS!!
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            • #7
              Re: This Weeks Turkish Delight Helo award (humorous and i don't mean to make fun)

              Aw Turk, all in good fun :) That Jabal incident was hilarious, and before that when you glitched out and half my squad took a swim.

              On the flip side I remember one time on Kashan when we were surrounded by infantry and a tank I called for air support over TS and ten seconds later an attack little bird flies in, tears up the infantry in one pass and proceeds to find that tank we couldn't see. Good times!

              I didn't join a squad once and this guy named Nardini took me into the back room and beat me with a sock of oranges.

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              • #8
                Re: This Weeks Turkish Delight Helo award (humorous and i don't mean to make fun)

                Originally posted by gijoe View Post
                DISSS!!
                nien! everyone who flies also crashes.. unless youre the elite uber gam3r exception.


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                • #9
                  Re: This Weeks Turkish Delight Helo award (humorous and i don't mean to make fun)

                  In my gut, I knew I had no business being pilot....But when we had the idea, I didn't hear anyone else jump to volunteer, so my biga** mouth said. "I'll do it!".....shortly followed by a firey crash.......sorry guys. I may or may not have thrown out a disclaimer as to their saftey prior to flight, I don't remember.




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                    Re: This Weeks Turkish Delight Helo award (humorous and i don't mean to make fun)

                    Originally posted by =420th=Bootytrap View Post
                    In my gut, I knew I had no business being pilot....But when we had the idea, I didn't hear anyone else jump to volunteer, so my biga** mouth said. "I'll do it!".....shortly followed by a firey crash.......sorry guys. I may or may not have thrown out a disclaimer as to their saftey prior to flight, I don't remember.
                    I don't recall, but it was the funniest part of the whole night, so I wouldn't feel too bad about it if I were you. :row__523:

                    BOOOOYAAHHH!!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: This Weeks Turkish Delight Helo award (humorous and i don't mean to make fun)

                      it was classic.......right up there also with sabre tooth trying to blow up the remains of a bunker with the LAT and in the process killing himself and 3 other people on his team sending their bodies high into the air.......its those moments that making dying in this game worth it.
                      Randy = Ace ! - Warlab
                      Level II Volunteer FireFighter
                      Level I HazMat Technician
                      NYS EMT-B
                      Town of Mamaroneck Fire Dept.

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                      Tactical Gamer is not mainstream.
                      We are not trying to attract mainstream gamers."

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                        Re: This Weeks Turkish Delight Helo award (humorous and i don't mean to make fun)

                        Originally posted by caffeine View Post
                        Turking = new verb?
                        it's kind of like "munsoned"
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                          Re: This Weeks Turkish Delight Helo award (humorous and i don't mean to make fun)

                          Kingpin is such a great movie.

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                          • #14
                            Re: This Weeks Turkish Delight Helo award (humorous and i don't mean to make fun)

                            |TG-6th|Snooggums

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                            • #15
                              Re: This Weeks Turkish Delight Helo award (humorous and i don't mean to make fun)

                              ......... :(
                              |TG-X|Turkish

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