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    Its true and its all she wrote, after the battle of mestia:

    So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock.
    So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says?
    Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me.
    And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

    *I cannot guarantee you will find this funny, clever, or understand where it comes from, but if you do, you got that going for you, which is nice.*
    Randy = Ace ! - Warlab
    Level II Volunteer FireFighter
    Level I HazMat Technician
    NYS EMT-B
    Town of Mamaroneck Fire Dept.

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    Bring On Project Reality 1.0!!!
    RSS Feeds:Bamboo | | 9/11 - Never Forget |
    Apophis - "TG was created to cater to a VERY specific type of gamer rather than trying to appeal to the greater gaming population.
    Tactical Gamer is not mainstream.
    We are not trying to attract mainstream gamers."


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    A gopher told me about TG


    "You milsim guys are ruining the game."

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    • #3
      Re: How I really Found TG's PR server

      Randy, I am so incredibly lost with this one...

      I guess I should go watch Caddy Shack again and pay more attention?

      I didn't join a squad once and this guy named Nardini took me into the back room and beat me with a sock of oranges.

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      • #4
        Re: How I really Found TG's PR server

        Originally posted by d1sp0sabl3H3r0 View Post
        A gopher told me about TG

        In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
        Randy = Ace ! - Warlab
        Level II Volunteer FireFighter
        Level I HazMat Technician
        NYS EMT-B
        Town of Mamaroneck Fire Dept.

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        Bring On Project Reality 1.0!!!
        RSS Feeds:Bamboo | | 9/11 - Never Forget |
        Apophis - "TG was created to cater to a VERY specific type of gamer rather than trying to appeal to the greater gaming population.
        Tactical Gamer is not mainstream.
        We are not trying to attract mainstream gamers."

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        • #5
          Re: How I really Found TG's PR server

          Are you sure that all your medicine is over the counter Randy???

          And like Nardini I should go watch Caddy Shack... or not
          If people are becoming so bored when playing that they have to resort to this immature behaviour I will give them something to do, call it a project. The project is "appeal a ban". - Wicks



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          • #6
            Re: How I really Found TG's PR server

            This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus that night on this stuff.
            |TG-6th|Belhade
            "I am actually looking forward to watching Jon and Kate plus 8." - Dirtboy




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            • #7
              Re: How I really Found TG's PR server

              i was just looking for another place to dominate.

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              • #8
                Re: How I really Found TG's PR server

                I was offered a puppy


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                • #9
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                  i was told about it from my spirt guide who appeared after getting lost in the outbacks of hte yorkshire moors!

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                  • #10
                    Re: How I really Found TG's PR server

                    true story: some Geek Squad guy at Best Buy told me about this mod!
                    |TG-X|WAREHOUSE

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                    • #11
                      Re: How I really Found TG's PR server

                      You ever have one of those nights where you wake up in the morning and you don't know how you got home? Reading this thread makes me feel like that.

                      "You milsim guys are ruining the game."

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                        Nice hat.

                        At least Randy is "happy" in this thread. I am not sure if happy = on medication.
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                        • #13
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                          You want me to kill all the golfers?

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by d1sp0sabl3H3r0 View Post
                            You ever have one of those nights where you wake up in the morning and you don't know how you got home?

                            All too well!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: How I really Found TG's PR server

                              I found Jesus, then he told me about the mod and server. It's true.
                              I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance. -Socrates

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