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  • [GUIDE] Are you shot? Are you injured?

    Have you been shot or injured in the course of your employment?

    Have you had an accident at work with some form of explosive?

    Are you experiencing blurred vision and hearing loss?

    Are you bleeding in an unexpected and disconcerting manner?



    Well, fear not. Help is at hand. We at Squad Medical are here to treat your symptoms, ease your pain and get you back to work as soon as possible.

    Squad Medical provide rapid response medical treatment to members in the field. Our staff will push forward under fire to get you back on your feet and feeling like your old self.

    Terms and conditions apply:

    - Treat Squad Medical Staff with respect at all times. Our fully trained professionals are not slow, they are assessing the situation to ensure you get the appropriate level of care whilst not injuring themselves.

    - Squad Medical Radio Operators are on duty 24hrs a day to meet your needs, however they can only answer one call at a time. During peak demand periods our Staff will prioritise care and you may be placed on hold. Please do not make repeat calls, we have logged your incident report and a member of our Team will be with you as soon as possible. We thank you in advance for your patience.

    - Please remain calm, quiet and receptive to instruction during treatment. Squad Medical staff may issue you with instructions during the treatment phase for the safety of all parties and we appreciate your cooperation.

    - At no point during a procedure should you point your weapon at a member of our staff. Point it the other way.

    - Should you feel dissatisfied in any way with the treatment you have received from Squad Medical please call "555-Pick up an Application" to discuss your concerns.

    - Squad Medical staff reserve the right to withhold treatment, particularly if you have a marksman kit and are nowhere near your colleagues.

    Squad Medical

    "Your life is in our hands,
    so shut up and do as you're told"
    Last edited by Wicks; 02-22-2017, 05:54 PM.



  • #2
    Originally posted by Wicks View Post

    - Squad Medical staff reserve the right to withhold treatment, particularly if you have a marksman kit and are nowhere near your colleagues.
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    Best line!

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    • #3
      Love it!

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      • #4
        Love it! Brilliantly stating how to treat your medics!


        Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Wicks View Post

          - At no point during a procedure should you point your weapon at a member of our staff. Point it the other way.
          LOL

          I love this post!

          In the beggining I hated playing with the medic kit buuut... I've been playing and learning how to be medic more often and man, when you play with great teammates that's pretty fun and you feel proud to help the comrades! haha

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