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  • I May Actually Be the Worst

    Score 1 722 360
    Kills 3 121
    Deaths 4 120
    K/D ratio 0.758

    W/L 0.65
    226 hours in-game time
    126 score/minute
    Accuracy 6.5%

    Interesting . . .

    (or not)
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  • #2
    Re: I May Actually Be the Worst

    Stats are not everything, especially on TG, you know that E-male. :)

    I'd like you to add another stat: Time spent recording, editing and narrating videos.
    "Nemo Saltat Sobrius, Nisi Forte Insanit"

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    • #3
      Re: I May Actually Be the Worst

      You are skilled in directing your squad.
      It is your weapon of choice.

      I think you should do some aggressive tactics and or just be more aggressive.
      Take risks and chances.

      Other than that, Keep trying.


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      • #4
        Re: I May Actually Be the Worst

        Originally posted by E-Male View Post
        Score 1 722 360
        Kills 3 121
        Deaths 4 120
        K/D ratio 0.758

        W/L 0.65
        226 hours in-game time
        126 score/minute
        Accuracy 6.5%

        Interesting . . .

        (or not)
        CAVEAT EMPTOR:

        <sarcasm>

        Clearly your e-private part size (edited for the sake of any minor that could might read this) will be forever downplayed by fellow battlefield 3 community members, who often do amazing videos about tactically wasting (I mean) skilled endeavors to show us their brightness. They will judge your shortcomings and shame you while looking at your bf3stats.net statuses. Don't even get me started about your KDR or your horrible headshot percentage.

        Why bother wasting time defending or even trying occasionally next ideas? Just move around as fast as you can (aggressive) like you did playing GTA in god mode and hope for the best. Enjoy the master race of running around like a rodeo clown tactically.

        Don't forget to grab every single armor spawn and keep moving from flag to flag while not using SL chat for the "lulz". Lots of kills, repair ribbons and no bothering with so called teamwork.



        </sarcasm>

        Really? Stop this mid age crisis and keep doing a good job or I will mav roadkill you. :p

        You are an arma player trapped inside bf3 teenage wasteland douchebag universe, do not attempt to play outside (TG) or you may lose your desire to play.
        Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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        • #5
          Re: I May Actually Be the Worst

          Originally posted by notoffensivenow View Post

          You are an arma player trapped inside bf3 teenage wasteland douchebag universe, do not attempt to play outside (TG) or you may lose your desire to play.
          Your whole post was great but this had me laughing out loud.
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          |TG-1st|Grunt
          ARMA Admin (retired)
          Pathfinder-Spartan 5

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          • #6
            Re: I May Actually Be the Worst




            Hey! That is me in the middle, in the salmon tee-shirt.

            I'm ok guys. I was just indulging in some self-effacing humour (Bob Newhart is one of my favourite comedians). I have never thought twice about the haters in the Battlelog forums and actually quite enjoy reading the trashy, gutter-mouth comments from the trolls.

            Reading their comments is a bit like watching Jersey Shore (I think -- I have not really seen more than a few seconds of that train wreck).

            I'm a 49-year-old dude with poor eyesight, slow reflexes, and something that feels like the onset of arthritis, or just the cold hand of death. I'll never be the god-of-twitch that is xBadger or that many others here are (and the few gaming goddess among us), but I am privileged to be welcomed among such a great collection of highly skilled gamers.

            I get my kicks playing for my squad and my team and dodging the occasional knife from that ancient of days -- OldGunney.
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            • #7
              Re: I May Actually Be the Worst

              Pffft, you wish. I suck WAY worse than that.
              |TG-1stMIP|Mannerism​​​​​​​

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              • #8
                Re: I May Actually Be the Worst

                Originally posted by KeithMann View Post
                Pffft, you wish. I suck WAY worse than that.
                Perhaps.

                But I have a Ph.D. in suck.

                Dr. E-Male
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                • #9
                  Re: I May Actually Be the Worst

                  E-male?

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                  • #10
                    Re: I May Actually Be the Worst

                    Originally posted by E-Male View Post
                    Perhaps.

                    But I have a Ph.D. in suck.

                    Dr. E-Male
                    lol. We had a lot of those when I worked for PBS. Great at lengthy dissertations, technicalities of minutiae, and opp end editorials etc.. Yet, for example, couldn't figure out how to start a car when the steering wheel locks the ignition key :icon_roll.

                    Joking aside e-male, I think you'll really like the Tacmod - which I now you tried out briefly during testing.

                    :icon_frow
                    |RIP| Counter=Ops 12.09.09 : Marine - Squadmate - Friend
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                    • #11
                      Re: I May Actually Be the Worst

                      E-Male is the leader in his squad but does not lead when moving his squad. I find you sit back and tell your squad to do everything for you (which is fine but sometimes you need to get in the action more). Others may not believe this, but this is just my opinion. It just seems you are never in the middle of any action in your video's, but none the less good video's.

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                      • #12
                        Re: I May Actually Be the Worst

                        Originally posted by Canada2005 View Post
                        E-Male is the leader in his squad but does not lead when moving his squad. I find you sit back and tell your squad to do everything for you (which is fine but sometimes you need to get in the action more). Others may not believe this, but this is just my opinion. It just seems you are never in the middle of any action in your video's, but none the less good video's.
                        It is neither necessary nor always wise for the squad leader to the in the middle of the action.

                        Have you been in my squad or are you making this assessment based on the fragments that the videos selectively capture?

                        I am almost always doing more than just 'sitting back and telling my squad to do everything for me'.

                        Coordinating defense and attack.
                        Monitoring the overall situation of the squad and the team.
                        Overwatching a flank or a zone.
                        Formulating a next move.
                        And so on.

                        My leadership style may not be the most popular one, but it delivers results.

                        E-Male
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                        • #13
                          Re: I May Actually Be the Worst

                          And for the record, E-Male has killed me, he does have bullets.

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                          • #14
                            Re: I May Actually Be the Worst

                            Originally posted by ProjectNA View Post
                            And for the record, E-Male has killed me, he does have bullets.
                            But not as often as I have been killed by you!

                            I am a remarkably crappy shot and have very slow reflexes.

                            That is why I avoid CBQ, use cover, and keep my distance as much as possible.

                            That is also why I use my squad as my weapon.

                            They are better than I.
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                            • #15
                              Re: I May Actually Be the Worst

                              Originally posted by E-Male View Post
                              They are better than I.
                              Maybe Redbull before a game with help?

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