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    A group of Marine Corp officers are standing around talking when a Lieutenant said, "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work."

    The Captain responded by saying, "No, Lieutenant, making love is more work than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work."

    Then a Major says, "No, making love is definitely way more work than that. I'd say 20% fun and 80% work."

    They are all contemplating these revelations when The Old Gunny walks by. The officers call the Gunny over to ask his opinion.

    The Major says, "Excuse me, Gunny, we are having a discussion and would like your input."

    "Yessir?"

    The Major says, "The Lieutenant says that making love is 80% fun and 20% work. The Captain says that making love is 60% fun and 40% work. I say that making love is 20% fun and 80% work. Gunny, what is your opinion?"

    The Gunny smiles and says, "Sir, you are all wrong. Making love must be 100% fun because -- if there was any work involved at all -- officers would have enlisted Marines doing it for them.

    Permission to carry on, Major?"

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    Haha, I didn't know what to expect. I can't wait to see the tags on this one.

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    • #3
      Re: What Gunny knows about sex!

      Fallen probibly doesnt know what to make of this as he's an "officer"!

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        LOL! Muy Bueno!

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          Lol sounds about right...
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            Couldn't have said it better.
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              Re: What Gunny knows about sex!

              lol... I had a SSgt that always wore that shirt. Good memories :)
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                Lol, I need to get one of those shirts!

                "Quando omni flunkus moritati" -Red Green Show
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