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  • To E-Male-2

    Dear Sir and/or Madam,
    Imitation is a fine form of flattery, and so I am indeed flattered. Nonetheless, E-Male is a registered trademark of Strangelove Heavy Metal Industries, Inc., and your use of the name E-Male-2 represents a violation of our intellectual property.

    Since 2005, SHMI Inc., has invested time, effort, expense and expertise into establishing the E-Male trademark as a valuable indication of the origin and quality of the supplies and healing goods as well as the squad leading and spotting services sold under it. As you are no doubt aware, the E-Male trademark is known throughout the world and associated with items of unique gamesmanship and quality.

    Therefore, the use of our trademark as an in-game name shows a clear intent to take advantage of our world-wide notoriety.

    In view of the substantial reputation that our trademark has developed since now, we are entitled to take action against you for infringement of our rights.

    As a consequence thereof, you are requested:
    • to immediately desist in the use of the name E-Male-2
    • not to use the trademark or any mark substantially identical or similar to it in any future in-game name you will register;
    • to pay, in the event of any breach of these undertakings, ONE MILLION DOLLARS (cue dramatic music) costs on a solicitor/client basis.

    Should you not observe this warning and not execute this undertaking within 10 seconds from the receiving of this notice, we will feel free to adopt any appropriate defence of our image and trademark.

    Such actions may include fragging your butt in-game from here to eternity.

    Respectfully,

    E-Male
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  • #2
    Re: To E-Male-2

    Eh?

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    • #3
      Re: To E-Male-2

      I support this notion. Long live the original E-Male! Off with the imposter's head!


      [ Official 3rd Special Forces Detachment (SFD) Member ]

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      • #4
        Re: To E-Male-2

        Originally posted by Ferris Bueller View Post
        Eh?
        lol that was my reaction reading the first paragraph. hahaha... I am guessing if that isn't really him then it was someone who read that IHS post you made. Battledragun and I both saw him earlier while trying to start up the server...



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        • #5
          Re: To E-Male-2

          Yes, I saw that guy playing with E-Male's name! Many of the opposing players saw him and thought it was the fearsome E-Male and threw down their dog tags and ran off screaming like sissy girls! Picked this photo off the ground after the game.

          http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/...E-Male-2-2.jpg



          And all that from just using the PKM! Awesome! Need to use that gun for my primary weapon of choice!
          Last edited by OldGunney; 01-25-2011, 08:25 AM.

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          • #6
            Re: To E-Male-2

            OldGunny, you are a force of nature!

            My legal team is on the way . . .

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            • #7
              Re: To E-Male-2

              You can hire the 19th to take him out. We love getting some Old Gunney!

              I deserve a ribbon for Mortar Specialist

              Artillery conquers and infantry occupies.
              J.F.C. Fuller

              Proud to have been a member of the 5th, 71st and my beloved 19th

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              • #8
                Re: To E-Male-2

                I'd be careful when messing with gunney. I hear rumors of pkm hidden in his cane and hgh in his viagra....
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                • #9
                  Re: To E-Male-2

                  I knife the real E-Male all the time and when I knifed E-Male-2 it felt the same to me.

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                  • #10
                    Re: To E-Male-2

                    Originally posted by Battledragun View Post
                    I knife the real E-Male all the time and when I knifed E-Male-2 it felt the same to me.
                    We all bleed red. I will see you bleed soon enough.
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                    • #11
                      Re: To E-Male-2

                      lol...



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                      • #12
                        Re: To E-Male-2

                        Originally posted by E-Male View Post
                        OldGunny, you are a force of nature!

                        My legal team is on the way . . .
                        Gah! Nature calling! Got to go now!

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                        • #13
                          Re: To E-Male-2

                          Oh my god.... This whole thread is a comedy skit, hahaha. Keep it up!

                          CAT

                          PS: "quality of the supplies and healing goods" was the best. :p


                          ---------“In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice.”---------

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                          • #14
                            Re: To E-Male-2

                            A COMEDY SKIT!

                            Laugh a while you can, monkey boy. I'm coming with my overthruster . . .
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                            • #15
                              Re: To E-Male-2

                              Originally posted by E-Male View Post
                              A COMEDY SKIT!

                              Laugh a while you can, monkey boy. I'm coming with my overthruster . . .
                              Now, dont be picking on my brother, Mr Squat!

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