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    Walking through campus today, attention to ground level, I was headed to yet another nondescript building found bursting with masses of chattering, smacking, and otherwise offensive teenagers and twenty-somethings. My eyes were scanning the crowd, as usual, when I realized that there were two levels of balcony about 15 yards directly ahead of where I stood. I had, until this particular moment in time, not even noticed their presence, much less the possibility of more people passing above me.

    Quickly, and not without a split-second of panic, my eyes rose. There was someone standing at the balcony looking down at me.

    I was suddenly struck by an overwhelming urge to crouch and shoot him in the head.

  • #2
    Re: You know you play too much CS when...

    I know I play quite a bit too much CS as this comic a friend and I made neatly illustrates.

    Last edited by the village idiot; 09-06-2007, 07:06 PM.
    The reason I call myself "the village idiot"? Name a teamate I haven't accidently shot yet.
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    Playing as "Nikon", "the_village_idiot", or "villge_idiot"

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    • #3
      Re: You know you play too much CS when...

      That's not normal?
      The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ~
      I have a tendency to key out three or four things and then let them battle for supremacy while I key, so there's a lot of backspacing as potential statements are slaughtered and eaten by the victors. ~
      Feel free to quote me. ~

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      • #4
        Re: You know you play too much CS when...

        i find myself looking at the newest veiwable area when im going around corners and doorways, to make sure i see someone before they see me
        powered by Windows 7

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        • #5
          Re: You know you play too much CS when...

          My girlfriend loves it when I say Roger to all of her statements / questions, I can't help it!

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          • #6
            Re: You know you play too much CS when...

            Sometimes I'll walk around a corner and see someone looking at me and quickly rush back around the corner.
            The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ~
            I have a tendency to key out three or four things and then let them battle for supremacy while I key, so there's a lot of backspacing as potential statements are slaughtered and eaten by the victors. ~
            Feel free to quote me. ~

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            • #7
              Re: You know you play too much CS when...

              Yes I hate it when I accidently team flash my co-workers.


              HardCa$h

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              • #8
                Re: You know you play too much CS when...

                Originally posted by doorway 27 View Post
                My girlfriend loves it when I say Roger to all of her statements / questions, I can't help it!
                hahahaha...I say stuff like that all the time to my girl too. The best part is when we're getting "intimate" and I say "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
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                • #9
                  Re: You know you play too much CS when...

                  i play track + field.... i was doing the 100meter sprint and i got in a lot of trouble because i brought my knife with me. i thought it would make me run faster with it out but my coach felt differently about it.

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                  • #10
                    Re: You know you play too much CS when...

                    Originally posted by doorway 27 View Post
                    My girlfriend loves it when I say Roger to all of her statements / questions, I can't help it!

                    Yeah, I have caught myself saying "roger" when my friends say something. It's pretty funny, but I don't think anyone has noticed yet.
                    "We can not ensure success, but we can deserve it." - John Adams
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                    • #11
                      Re: You know you play too much CS when...

                      Whenever someone is near me while I'm playing Counter-strike, and he talks, I try to move my mouse to turn to face him. Once I actually said "where are you?!", but he thought I was talking about the guy who was shooting me in the game..

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                      • #12
                        Re: You know you play too much CS when...

                        Originally posted by Atomic Dog View Post
                        hahahaha...I say stuff like that all the time to my girl too. The best part is when we're getting "intimate" and I say "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
                        That's wildly inappropriate.

                        Originally posted by XploSive View Post
                        i play track + field.... i was doing the 100meter sprint and i got in a lot of trouble because i brought my knife with me. i thought it would make me run faster with it out but my coach felt differently about it.
                        "I run faster with a knife. EVERYONE knows you run faster with a knife!"

                        Originally posted by Potshot View Post
                        Whenever someone is near me while I'm playing Counter-strike, and he talks, I try to move my mouse to turn to face him. Once I actually said "where are you?!", but he thought I was talking about the guy who was shooting me in the game..
                        Sometimes people come in and bother me and I turn to shoot them.
                        The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ~
                        I have a tendency to key out three or four things and then let them battle for supremacy while I key, so there's a lot of backspacing as potential statements are slaughtered and eaten by the victors. ~
                        Feel free to quote me. ~

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                        • #13
                          Re: You know you play too much CS when...

                          Yeah after I'm done eating or we get home from an outting my wife will ask if I'm going to kill Terrorists or plant a bomb somewhere :)



                          FUN FUN

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                          • #14
                            Re: You know you play too much CS when...

                            Originally posted by Atomic Dog View Post
                            "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
                            ROFLROFL.



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                            Delta: I don't have a crowbar.
                            Atomic Dog: Hit it with the dog!

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                            • #15
                              Re: You know you play too much CS when...

                              Originally posted by .tritone. View Post
                              Walking through campus today, attention to ground level, I was headed to yet another nondescript building found bursting with masses of chattering, smacking, and otherwise offensive teenagers and twenty-somethings. My eyes were scanning the crowd, as usual, when I realized that there were two levels of balcony about 15 yards directly ahead of where I stood. I had, until this particular moment in time, not even noticed their presence, much less the possibility of more people passing above me.

                              Quickly, and not without a split-second of panic, my eyes rose. There was someone standing at the balcony looking down at me.

                              I was suddenly struck by an overwhelming urge to crouch and shoot him in the head.

                              hehe. I do this while walking around, but not because of cs. I'm an old unreal co-op nut. I am always looking for places to ambush the skajjr's or kralls while out and about.
                              have flak cannon, will travel :)
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