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10-06-2004, 08:54 AM #1
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How D-Day Would be Reported Today
June 6, 1944. -NORMANDY-
Three hundred French civilians were killed and thousands more wounded today in the first hours of America's invasion of continental Europe. Casualties were heaviest among women and children.
Most of the French casualties were the result of artillery fire from American ships attempting to knock out German fortifications prior to the landing of hundreds of thousands of U.S. troops. Reports from a makeshift hospital in the French town of St. Mere Eglise said the carnage was far worse than the French had anticipated and reaction against the American invasion was running high.
"We are dying for no reason," said a Frenchman speaking on condition of anonymity. "Americans can't even shoot straight. I never thought I'd say this, but life was better under Adolph Hitler."
The invasion also caused severe environmental damage. American troops, tanks, trucks and machinery destroyed miles of pristine shoreline and thousands of acres of ecologically sensitive wetlands. It was believed that the habitat of the spineless French crab was completely wiped out, threatening the species with extinction.
A representative of Greenpeace said his organization, which had tried to stall the invasion for over a year, was appalled at the destruction, but not surprised.
"This is just another example of how the military destroys the environment without a second thought, " said Christine Moanmore. "And it's all about corporate greed."
Contacted at his Manhattan condo, a member of the French government-in-exile who abandoned Paris when Hitler invaded said the invasion was based solely on American financial interests. "Everyone knows the President Roosevelt has ties to big beer," said Pierre LeWimp. "Once the German beer industry is conquered, Roosevelt's beer cronies will control the world market and make a fortune."
Administration supporters said America's aggressive actions were based in part on the assertions of controversial scientist Albert Einstein, who sent a letter to Roosevelt speculating that the Germans were developing a secret weapon, a so-called "atomic bomb." Such a weapon could produce casualties on a scale never seen before and cause environmental damage that could last for thousands of years.
Hitler has denied having such a weapon and international inspectors were unable to locate such weapons even after spending two long weekends in Germany.
Shortly after the invasion began, reports surfaced that German prisoners had been abused by Americans. Mistreatment of Jews by Germans at so-called "concentration camps" has been rumored but so far, remains unproven.
Several thousand Americans died during the first hours of the invasion and French officials are concerned that uncollected corpses pose a public health risk. "The Americans should have planned for this in advance," they said. "It's their mess and we don't intend to clean it up."
10-06-2004, 09:10 AM #2
Re: How D-Day Would be Reported Today
You forgot to label the Japanese as "terrorists" because of their country's attack on Pearl Harbor and attribute a statement to Roosevelt stating that attacking France to stop Hitler was the only way to win the war on terror. The news media could show Roosevelt taking several minutes to wheel himself out of the room after being told of the Pearl Harbor attack. Might even get Hank Willimas Sr. to write a rousing country song about.
At least we didn't round up the Japanese living in America and place them in camps....
10-06-2004, 10:02 AM #3
Re: How D-Day Would be Reported Today
D-Day never would have happened because Roosevelt would have been tossed out of office after the setbacks in Africa in 1942, having overridden the advice of his senior military advisors to go there at all.
Africa?! Why are we in Africa when Germany is in Europe, and isn't it obvious we aren't welcome there?! The French don't approve and the natives don't like us therefore the war must be called off. Why didn't Roosevelt listen to the advice of his Sr. military advisors? I have a plan! A plan I say!