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    Funny

    I'm not a Bush fan (surprise!) but I found this joke especially funny!
    One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Secret Service agent standing guard and said,
    "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

    The Secret Service agent replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here."
    The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

    The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Secret Service agent,
    "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

    The Secret Service agent again told the man,
    "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here."
    The man thanked him and again walked away.

    The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Secret Service agent, saying
    "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

    The Secret Service agent, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said,
    "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

    The old man answered,
    "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

    The Secret Service agent snapped to attention, saluted, and said,
    "See you tomorrow."

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    Re: Funny

    Imma bush fan... and that joke was teh greatest :P

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    Re: Funny

    i love that joke
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -Albert Einstein
    The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. -Harlan Ellison

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    Re: Funny

    One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a Washington restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."



    "And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. He replies, "How about a quickie?" "Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude, you're starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you haven't even been in office for a full term yet!"



    As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced "quiche."

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    Re: Funny

    Quote Originally Posted by CingularDuality
    One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a Washington restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."



    "And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. He replies, "How about a quickie?" "Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude, you're starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you haven't even been in office for a full term yet!"



    As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced "quiche."
    ROFL,
    .....................

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    Re: Funny

    LMAO!

    I could even hear his accent when I read that joke!

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