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    What not to say to the police..

    .. sorry I didnt see that stop sign, but I was going too fast.

    .. hold on a second please. I need to hide my gun.

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    Re: What not to say to the police..

    My friend Mr. Jackson says I wasn't speeding.
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    Re: What not to say to the police..

    Heh, Wyz, that's actually a requirement in South/Central America, where the police routinely pull over tourists as a source of personal income.

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    Re: What not to say to the police..

    A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

    Officer: May I see your driver's license?

    Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

    Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

    Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

    Officer: The car is stolen?

    Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

    Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

    Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

    Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

    Driver: Yes, sir.

    Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

    Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

    Driver: Sure. Here it is.

    It was valid.

    Captain: Who's car is this?

    Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

    Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

    Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

    Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

    Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

    Driver: No problem.

    Trunk is opened; no body.

    Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

    Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

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    Re: What not to say to the police..

    thats great lol

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    Re: What not to say to the police..

    Something tells me they'd still find a way to arrest that guy.

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