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    Merry Christmas TG, A story from me.

    Working and bored... so i put this together.


    Twas the night before Christmas
    and all through tg, not a single gamer playing not even Bentley
    The servers were running quietly and bare
    in hopes that Members would soon be there

    All the gamers were nestled all snug in their beds
    While visions of headshots danced in their heads
    I had been drinking and just put on the cap
    when i passed out for a short Christmas nap

    Then from my computer arouse such a clatter
    i sprang from the couch to see what was the matter
    i started windows, it booted rather fast
    the processes began, much faster than in the past

    I opened trillian, my email and Team speak
    and there was emanon... hes such a geek
    when what to my listening ears should appear
    a server was broken, its time to repair

    There were old drivers so i knew this would be a job,
    i rebooted the server, and glanced at the growing mob
    more rapid than eagles the gamers they came
    i yelled and shouted and called them by name

    Now, Dudeman! now, nighfire, now Pokerface and Wyzcrak
    on, Jex, on Gax on FM and Yack
    They waited on teamspeak and waited on aim
    "fix the server" they cried as all the gamers came

    and then in a twinkling i heard on the channel
    the chatter was broken by a quiet voice on the panel
    as i drew in my hand and was turning around
    apon team speak Apophis came with a bound

    his voice was five by five all crystal and clear
    his ping so low the server must be near
    a slew of commands he had in his head
    he could fix this server with out leaving his bed

    his fingers so fast, they moved with much haste
    he used commands like copy and paste
    A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
    Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread

    He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
    And typed all the commands; then turned with a jerk,
    he hit the key and the server it started
    control then d and the console it parted

    he sprang to the forums to give the team a whistle
    its time to play, now load up a missile
    But I heard him exclaim, as he logged off the sight
    Happy fragging to all and to all a good night

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    LMAO... great work B maybe we can get you a book deal
    WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.


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    Absolutely GREAT POEM B... Total Greatness!!!!!

    STICKY THIS POST!!!!!!

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    Merry Christmas indeed. Great work, B.

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    Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Zephyr: Apophis is clearly a highly sophisticated self-aware AI construct that runs on a highly modified toaster oven in Wyzcrak's basement.

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    omg! i love this poem to its death! and i'm in it too


    *huggies*

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    NJ B

    ....stickied....

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    Thank ya sir... I knew you would pull though for me when I saw you surfing the forums..

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    All one has to do is ask nicely

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    nicely done b

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    Woo B!
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