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02-11-2004, 05:44 PM #1
Reclaim Your Virginity!! (Holy mother of...)
I'm sorry. I stumbled across this site and just had to share it with you. It has to be the funniest thing I have come across in a long, long, long time.
It is a site for "reclaiming your virginity".
Here are a few choice quotes:
The VRS 3000 is state-of-the-art software which takes in factual information from the non-virgin, performs complex, rigorous calculations, and through a process called virgination, finds the algorithm needed to restore your virginity. Hard to believe? It's true!Through filling out a simple form, which will be processed by the VRS 3000, you will find your virginity.Orgasms experienced by recovered virgins are 200% stronger than those by non-virgins.
After regaining their virginity, 34.8% of the users claimed that food tasted better.
In Italy, where the response to SRV has been extremely high, the murder rate has dropped 23.7%.
The death rate among virgins is 300% lower than that among non-virgins.
After completing the virgination process, users' cholesterol level has decreased by an average of 12.4%
The average household income of non-virgins is 34.6% lower than that of virgins.
Newly-recovered virgins test 79.3% higher on the Rhouter-Stanly IQ test.
Virgins are 86.1% less likely to get into hazardous automobile accidents.
Hair loss is 45.6% less prevalent among male virgins than non-virgins.
67% of all American Olympians are virgins.
Mother Theresa and the Pope are virgins.
Extensive testing has shown weight loss is substantially easier while you are a virgin.
Donald Trump first started off as a virgin.
I say HA.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
02-11-2004, 05:44 PM #2The death rate among virgins is 300% lower than that among non-virgins.
02-11-2004, 09:18 PM #3
- Join Date
- May 2003
- london England
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yeah no.... just virgins are nonexistant below the age of 15.
02-12-2004, 04:30 PM #4
I don't know how you found this site...
Anyway, free virginity badge!
02-12-2004, 04:44 PM #5Donald Trump first started off as a virgin.
Didn't we all???
I don't know what you are typing in your search fields H-hour...but you may want to rethink it!!